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I watch TV) She says the carpet hurts her knees. Should I buy her kneepads?

2006-10-22 16:40:01 · 16 answers · asked by Chief Slapaho 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

When she wears a thong the upper triangle shape part of it above her butt is the perfect size coaster so its not to cold on her skin

2006-10-22 16:44:54 · update #1

16 answers

tell the biach to quit whining and take one for you'll love ... what a blunt biach to suggest you spend money on her

2006-10-22 16:42:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

You are a ****** prick *** ***** who needs his *** kicked and his penis ripped off.If I was your girlfriend, and I am so glad I'm not, I would kick your nuts so far up inside of you that you would have to pick your nose to adjust your balls.I hope that you dont reproduce, or better yet that your girl shoves a firepoker in your *** while you are sleeping. You deserve worse, so I hope the poker just came out of the fire and it burns blisters into your *** so you cant just sit around being a cock sucker.Buy yourself the kneepads because you have a lot to beg forgiveness for. Burn in hell you ****** pantywaste, my prayers go out for you to be castrated.fuckbag.

2006-10-22 16:53:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

If you really want knee pads I understand Monica is done with hers, and they have really neat graphics on them.

Tomorrow is Monday, call first thing and get an appointment with your veterinarian.

You are one sick puppy.

2006-10-22 16:52:59 · answer #3 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 1 0

The best part is, if a REAL girl spoke to him he'd **** his pants. He's never had a gf and relies on porn to get off.

Am I right or am I right?

2006-10-23 22:32:07 · answer #4 · answered by Father Ashley 4 · 0 0

You should buy a table and use your girlfriend for more productive things.

2006-10-22 16:50:40 · answer #5 · answered by locatorchic 4 · 0 0

try giving her the beer and getting on the floor to see how it feels

2006-10-22 16:42:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No. The money you save could buy more beer.

2006-10-22 16:43:01 · answer #7 · answered by Foss 4 · 0 1

Kneepads, that's pretty generous don't you think?

2006-10-22 16:42:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

maybe you should buy a coffee table, just a suggestion

2006-10-22 16:42:32 · answer #9 · answered by Chadwick 2 · 0 0

Yes. That's the polite thing to do.

2006-10-22 16:41:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

What a lucky girl lol.

2006-10-22 16:56:44 · answer #11 · answered by tiff 5 · 1 0

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