They have a lot of oil there.
And Bush said the Penguins may be involved in terrorism.
2006-10-22 14:41:02 · 18 answers · asked by CJ 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Lol no! poor penguins!
2006-10-22 14:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by Mr.Death 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, recent satellite photos show that the Taliban that were kicked out of Afghanastan have retreated to Antartica and have constructed a secret rebel base. The base is protected with an energy shield located on the nearby forest moon of Endor.
Spies have also informed us that buried in the snow are loads of Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction.
In conclusion, we have no choice but to knock out the energy shield and send in a ground assault.
2006-10-22 21:52:20 · answer #2 · answered by myspace/johnnyeskimo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, i heard a white house report that the penguins were purposely breathing heavy on the ice to melt it as an act of terror, and that we were being told that it was caused by global warming
2006-10-22 21:45:22 · answer #3 · answered by Aussieblonde -bundy'd 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha! We should drill for oil there and bring gas back down below $1.99 a gallon
We can kick penguin *** and there's no one else there to stop us.
Good one, dude.
2006-10-22 21:43:31 · answer #4 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Don't you know the penguins are behind global warming?.
2006-10-22 21:48:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
absolutely, those penguin terrorist must be stopped. ice is getting too expensive at the local 7-11 and they have too much so i say we kick their ***
2006-10-22 21:47:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes we could melt the ice and the beach would be closer to my house . I`m at 400 feet elevation now and my property would be ocean front.
2006-10-22 21:44:08 · answer #7 · answered by r j 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Penguins would kick our butt! Especially now that their land is thawing out.
I have 'Intelligence that they have wmd's
2006-10-22 21:52:35 · answer #8 · answered by capp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO!!!!! Those cute little penguins would kick our a ss!
2006-10-22 21:45:21 · answer #9 · answered by eva b 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Easier to defeat than Korea, no nukes.
2006-10-22 21:49:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋