I know they are out there.
KEEP it CLEAN I don't want answers that violate the TOS
but if you know a joke or riddle that can be made clean enuf to pass the sniff test post away.
2006-10-22 13:55:13 · 7 answers · asked by mysticathiest 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
George Bush and Dick Cheney are talking, when Bush suddenly complains "I hate all the dumb George Bush jokes people tell about me."
Cheney, feeling sorry for his "boss," says "Oh, they're only jokes. There are a lot of truly stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."
Cheney takes Bush outside and hails a cab.
"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," says Cheney. The cab driver, without saying a word, drives them to 29 Nickel Street.
Cheney looks at Bush and says, "See! This guy is really stupid."
George Bush agrees. "He really is a dummy. There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."
2006-10-22 14:02:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Prez Bush is going to a 4th grade elegance to talk. He asks if any person can use the phrase tragedy in a speach. The first child says, "If johnny have been to run within the avenue and get hit through a vehicle, that could be a tragedy. Prez Bush says, "no, that could be an coincidence. " The subsequent child says," If a busload of fifty youngsters went off the cliff, that could be a tragedy." Bush says, "no, that could be a nice loss." The final child stands up and says," if president and mrs. Bush have been flying in Air Force One, and rammed immediately into through Ossama Bin Laden, that could be a tragedy." Bush used to be so completely satisfied he requested for an evidence. The boy stated," If Mr. and Mrs. Bush have been rammed through bin Laden, it could surely be no coincidence, and obviously, no nice loss." Q: What's twelve inches lengthy, crimson, and hangs among George Bush's legs? A: Tony Blair's tie
2016-09-01 01:07:28 · answer #2 · answered by willsey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a backup on 90/94 in Milwaukee that went on for miles. As he sat there in his truck, Bob saw a person walking back down the highway, going from car to car. When the guy got next to Bob's truck Bob asked, "Hey, what's going on?"
The man said "Terrorists have taken the President and Vice President hostage. They're threatening to burn them alive unless we raise a 100 million dollar ransom."
"Wow," said Bob. That's a lot of money. What have you collected so far?"
"About 50 gallons" came the reply.
Okay, that's the best one I've heard. (bahahahahaha)
2006-10-22 14:05:24 · answer #3 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush was sitting in the war room with 3 generals when an aid came in and told him there had been another car bombing in Iraq. Bush jumped up and held his hands to his face and asked "how bad was it?". The aid replied "there was one Brazilian killed". Bush started sobbing "oh no!!! How many is a Brazilian?"
2006-10-22 13:59:24 · answer #4 · answered by jimbobb1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just the fact that he is our President is the biggest joke to me, but not a very funny one.
2006-10-22 13:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by Harry_Cox 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What were the hardest three years of Bush's life?
Second grade.
2006-10-22 13:57:11 · answer #6 · answered by MathGuy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There is a village in Texas called "Crawford" that's missing its "IDIOT".
2006-10-22 14:00:52 · answer #7 · answered by Freethrashing 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋