Can You Finish These Sentences?

Question

Use your imagination and complete these sentences:

1. The maid walked into a hotel room and_________

2. I was cooking dinner and______

3. When we went to a haunted house, we________

4. Milk and Cookies are good, but______

5. I bought this painting at an auction for_________

Answer 1

1. The maid walked into a hotel room and found signs of a struggle with blood on the bed, but no body.
2. I was cooking dinner and noticed a man standing in the alley watching me thru the patio door
3. When we went to a haunted house, we got more of a scare than we had expected. They had real live snakes inside.
4. milk and cookies are but a Margaretta and wings really hit the spot.
5. I bought this painting at an auction for $10.00

Answer 2

1. The maid walked into a hotel room and changed the beds, vacuumed, dusted, and rifled the guest's belonging looking for valuables with which to supplement her income.

2. I was cooking dinner and drinking heavily when I discovered I'd diced a copy of People Magazine into the stew, so I added two cups of water.

3. When we went to a haunted house, we always brought a casserole as a neighborly gesture.

4. Milk and cookies are good, but ten pounds of flour will make a big biscuit.

5. I bought this painting at an auction for the benefit of elderly lap dancers thinking it would serve to cover the hole in the O-Zone.

Answer 3

The maid walked into the hotel room and asked' Where is these people!?"

I was cooking dinner and I noticed that everyone was busy with something

When we went to a haunted house, we saw all of the scary things. We didnt scream

Milk and cookies are good but peanut butter and jelly are way better!

I bought this painting at an auction for 9,000$ and for my living room

Thats not really my imangination but its good anyways!

Answer 4

1. discovered the young man adorned in only fishnet stockings and a Mexican Sombrerro weilding a lasso riding the county fair winning sheep wildly in a manner that made the maid begin to blush, but after only a moment's consideration she closed the door behind herself and walked over to the mini-bar.

2. I had realized that to properly cook the family cat and not make the dish seem too suspicious to my dinner guests I was going to need some oregano and I was going to need it fast.

3. decided that it would really be a hoot if we exchanged the blade-less chainsaws they were using with live ones, but after some deliberation we decided to just set fire to the place and listen to the screams because there was, after all, a burn unit only a few blocks away.

4. Milk and cheerleaders are even better as an after school snack.

5. five dollars- the last five dollars our family of five had to our names but figured that after the rest of my family dies of starvation and the artist eventually dies I would be rich, only I didn't know that the painting had been painted by an already dead gas station attendant who gained neither fame nor notoriety and was doomed to wander the isles of Walmart trying to swap oral sex for root beer floats and rides to the next town where no one knew my name or the despicable things I had done for a paint-by-numbers painting of a clown wearing a tea pot for a hat.

Answer 5

1. Said: "Another Day-Another Dollar
2. Burnt the entire meal,but they ate it anyway.
3. Were scared "Shitless".
4. Good Sex is Better.
5. Little or Nothing

Answer 6

1....found that the man was still in the room so she left quietly.
2....forgot to season the meat.
3....walked through a huge spider web.
4....vanilla bean ice cream, chocolate syrup, and nuts are better.
5....my living room wall.

Answer 7

1. fluffed the pillows

2. the phone rang

3. got so scared we wet ourselves.

4. tylenol and vodka are so much better.

5. a date with the artist.

Answer 8

1) - started to clean.

2) - answered the ringing phone.

3) - laughed and screamed.

4) - apple pie and vanilla ice cream are better.

5) - my best friends birthday.

Answer 9

1. fainted because they left a tip
2. tasted too much and got heartburn
3. loved every scary minute of it.
4. they're not good for you
5. a buck and a half.

Answer 10

1. slipped on a banana peel.
2. caught the house on fire.
3. nearly sh*t our pants we were so scared!
4. beer and peanuts are better.
5. you.