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why is it that its the longest piss in history just when you think your done another stream comes and its like niagra falls and it takes eternity to empty your bladder and get out of the loo?

2006-10-22 13:04:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science Other - Social Science

22 answers

Seek medical advice....QUICK!!! (me and you are now officially not related pmsl)

2006-10-23 07:52:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I always get one of my maids to check the office loo for spiders. If there's one there and she can't catch it, then I'll use one of the other 15 loo's we have at the Hall - but she must check before I'll go.

These 14th century buildings are riddled with them.

2006-10-23 02:38:33 · answer #2 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 1 0

You should actually wait to go until the spider goes, especially if you're scared of spiders or need to go intensely badly, you should wait for it to go out.
If the spider comes halfway through, you should leave for ages and wait and hold on - it's more fun that way and you know you can do it!

2006-10-23 21:02:50 · answer #3 · answered by Not A Tree 2 · 0 0

Just stay still.. The spider won't bother you if you don't bother it. Don't freak out. And I'm afriad of spiders too. So, it does sorta seem that way... But I suggest you stop, and just go to another bathroom. Much more simpler, ne?
~The Goddess

2006-10-22 22:47:59 · answer #4 · answered by TheGoddessofT 2 · 0 0

We are afraid of Spiders because of Little Miss Muffit being told to us a children....

2006-10-23 03:12:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

because your body tenses up due to your irrational fear after all you are thousands of times larger and can easily squash it , thereby depriving it of existance, and the ability to reproduce and invite several hundred kids along. by the way love the british intro usage of loo ! yeah baby !

2006-10-22 20:16:23 · answer #6 · answered by grim_reaper_69 3 · 0 1

GOD DONT TALK TO ME IV ALWAYS HAD A REAL PHOBIA OF THAT I EVEN FUKIN LIFT THE TOILETT SEAT TO CHECK 4 SPIDERS HOW FUKIN SAD IS THAT IM 22 FUKSAKE LIKE I MEAN WHEN N IF I MEET GOD IM GONA ASK IF U HAD TO SEND SPIDERS WHY SEND PHOBIAS TUT TUT BUT I KNOW HOW U FEEL UR NOT THE ONLY **** LOL

2006-10-22 20:18:46 · answer #7 · answered by ASHLEIGH H 2 · 1 1

Yes, and you just know the little sod is watching you and waiting for you to move so that it can jump on you . Phew !

2006-10-22 20:15:49 · answer #8 · answered by Tracker 5 · 0 0

I think they are mail spiders and, get exited with watching you piss, be careful bot to be raped by one of them.

2006-10-22 23:33:57 · answer #9 · answered by santa s 4 · 1 0

lol awwww its because the lil spiders like you...and the piss 1 is a different story maybe u were scared good job it come out that way phew....

2006-10-22 20:08:32 · answer #10 · answered by neil c 3 · 1 2

if you were a man you could take aim and blast that spider - like some sort of water canon at a riot.

2006-10-22 20:09:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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