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The Stupidest Things President George W. Bush Has Ever Said
10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000
8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
6) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb.
5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
4) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
2006-10-22 12:12:27
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answered by Anonymous
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What a surprise, since after all, in the top 40 stupidest celebrity quotes, Bush was in the count 3 times (by the time I got to it, they were already on 20 though...) 2 of which in the top ten?
Since when do OBGYNs practice love with their patients? My PAP Smear doesn't turn me on, and if there was low light, candles and bump-n-grind music playing when I walked in the office- well, to put it simply, I'd leave and file charges for malpractice!
2006-10-22 12:17:46
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answered by Shel K 3
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you decide for yourself ............ if someone wrote the speech for him ......... the master of gibberish ......... a man who mangled the english language beyond comprehension
Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know
"We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead."
"We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat." –on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction
"If I said yes, that would then suggest that that might be the only place where it might be done which would not be accurate, necessarily accurate. It might also not be inaccurate, but I'm disinclined to mislead anyone."
Donald Rumsfeld's
"Needless to say, the President is correct. Whatever it was he said."
http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/quotethis/a/rumsfeldquotes.htm
2006-10-22 12:54:51
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answered by AlfRed E nEuMaN 4 preSIDent 4
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Tell you what:
I'll follow you around with a tape recorder 24/7. Document every word that comes out of your mouth. After a couple of years, I'll pick several of your slips of the tongue and other statements where you had a brain fart, then have them published as if they are the things that are always coming out of your mouth, then mark it as proof that you're stupid.
Deal?
2006-10-22 12:22:50
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answered by bennyjoe81 3
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Gee, how long did it take you to find that? Scrapping the barrel pretty hard now aren't cha?
2006-10-22 12:21:59
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answered by Anonymous
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Have you heard this Clinton quote, "It depends what the definition of 'is' is." Another smart man, huh?
2006-10-22 12:10:52
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answered by Anonymous
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scary thing, isn't it! And the reason for all this unemployment is that people are out of work!
2006-10-22 12:17:08
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answered by Anonymous
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And then there is this(vintage 1997): "I did not lie, I did nothing illegal and I will not do it again." - Al Gore, genius!
2006-10-22 12:16:59
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answered by Cherie 6
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wait I said that!
2006-10-22 12:34:36
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answered by Anonymous
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Y no I haven't Have you heard mine "what is the meaning of "is"
2006-10-22 12:28:00
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answered by Anonymous
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