2006-10-22 11:46:57 · 27 answers · asked by mesmerized 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
"You're only making it worse for yourself"
" I'm going to be stoned to death! How can it BE any worse?Jehovah!Jehovah!"
2006-10-22 12:12:24 · update #1
Raymundo:
If you've never seen it: then you don't know which film you're intending not to watch.
If you've recognised the quote: then you must have seen that excerpt,so you've watched the film!
What are you now?
2006-10-22 12:17:39 · update #2
Dear Miriam,you really have something to look forward to then!( except that's a v.funny answer if you're kidding us!)
2006-10-22 12:31:59 · update #3
OH NO! IT'S TOO DIFFICULT TO CHOOSE AN ANSWER! BUT I HATE IT WHEN QUESTIONERS DON'T BOTHER TO CHOOSE :AAAAAAAGGHHH!
2006-10-23 10:58:07 · update #4
check this out for lots of quotes, very very funny.
2006-10-22 15:02:29 · answer #1 · answered by Boycie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so much a quote, but the scene where the guards are trying not to laugh about Biggus Dickus and Incontentia Buttocks really gets me splitting my sides.
2006-10-23 06:22:11 · answer #2 · answered by Caffeine Fiend 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh - one of my favourite films ever!
Favourite quote:
BEN: You lucky, lucky bastard.
BRIAN: What?
BEN: Proper little jailer's pet, aren't we?
BRIAN: What do you mean?
BEN: You must have slipped him a few shekels, eh?
BRIAN: Slipped him a few shekels? You saw him spit in my face!
BEN: Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.
BRIAN: Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it? They had me in manacles!
BEN: Manacles! Ooh oooh oh oh. My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be put in manacles... just for a few hours. They must think the sun shines out o' your ****, sonny.
BRIAN: Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time!
BEN: You've had a hard time?! I've been here five years! They only hung me the right way up yesterday! So, don't you come 'rou--
BRIAN: All right. All right.
BEN: They must think you're Lord God Almighty.
BRIAN: What will they do to me?
BEN: Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
BRIAN: Crucifixion?!
BEN: Yeah, first offence.
BRIAN: Get away with crucifixion?! It's--
BEN: Best thing the Romans ever did for us.
BRIAN: What?!
BEN: Oh, yeah. If we didn't have crucifixion, this country would be in a right bloody mess.
BRIAN: Guards!
BEN: Nail him up, I say!
2006-10-23 04:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by Feta Smurf 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"The Messiah! The Messiah!" It's sampled on a techno record from the early 1990's - by a guy called "Messiah", funnily enough! The LP was called "21st century Jesus" and it still stands the test of time!
2006-10-22 18:59:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You are talking about Monty Python's; A Life Of Brian'
2006-10-22 18:55:26 · answer #5 · answered by mikers 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
At the "stoning" when they asked for five pebbles and a bag of gravel! If not exactly that amount whatever you get the gist of the joke.
2006-10-22 18:59:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Life of Brian...what a super film..I like the stoning when they were asked are there any women here...
2006-10-22 18:56:02 · answer #7 · answered by Lily 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
"you're f*cking nicked son" By John Cleese as a Roman soldier
Or
Welease Woger.
2006-10-22 18:58:26 · answer #8 · answered by malcy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Come on people where have you been all these years?
Monty Python's life of Brian
best film ever
and who ever said da vinci should frankly hang their heads in shame!!!!!!! possibly be shot!
2006-10-22 18:58:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
'I have a friend in Rome called Bigus Dickus'
'He has a wife you know, do you know what she's called?'
'Incontienia................'
'Incontientia Buttocks'
'Stwike him down Centuwian!'
'Popped by? Swarmed by more like!'
'ooooo you lucky bastard!'
'I want to have a baby'
'What??? you cant have a baby, you haven't got a womb!'
'We was led here by a star'
'Led here by a bottle more like....'
Life of Brian - simply amazing lol
'scrap the tv licence'
2006-10-22 20:28:31 · answer #10 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋