I personally love every second of the Holy Grail.
My fav quote is "I blow my nose at you, so called Arthur King, you and all your silly knnigits!"
2006-10-22 09:58:45 · 16 answers · asked by lemonlimeemt 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
it's ok if it's not from the Holy Grail....
I love the lumberjack song, too.
2006-10-22 11:32:10 · update #1
Oh, the whole Holy Grail is hilarious! But for a non-Holy Grail quote: That parrot is dead, expired, deceased...
As for Holy Grail, can't remember the exact quote about the Holy Handgrenade but it's something like "Thou shalt count to 5, thou shalt not count to 4 nor shalt thy count to 6 but the number is 5..."
The discussion about the swallows flying and, later, how there's carry back humor when the guy at the bridge asks a bird question and the knight says "Is that an African or European swallow?"
It's all great.
2006-10-22 11:57:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.
2006-10-22 10:07:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
2006-10-22 10:11:22 · answer #3 · answered by mesquitemachine 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Tis but a scratch. A Scratch? Your arm's off. No it isn't. Well what's that then?
2016-05-21 23:02:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate...?" is inspired - definately the best movie quote (although Pontius Pilate's "My fwend wanks as high as any in Wome" comes a close second).
From Flying Circus you just can't beat "He's that most dangerous of animals, a clever sheep." (Flying Sheep, Season 1, episode 2)
2006-10-23 05:42:53 · answer #5 · answered by Cardinal Fang 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is the rate of speed at which a swallow laden with a coconut flies?
Or...
And now, for the first time ever on record, the 1972 eclipse of the sun!!!!
2006-10-22 10:07:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its not from Holy Grail but...
"My brain hurts!"
"It will have to come out."
2006-10-22 10:26:06 · answer #7 · answered by Jogong 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you know he's a king? ...
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Regular jailer's pet!
Rewese Bwian!
p.s. Thank you for a good question resulting in these great answers.
2006-10-22 10:03:33 · answer #8 · answered by Rockvillerich 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I fart in you General direction you and your silly English KKKNNNNIghTs
2006-10-22 10:14:50 · answer #9 · answered by ID773 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The shopkeeper says "The Parrot's not dead, he's just resting".
2006-10-22 14:31:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋