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A man came up to me the other day and asked if I wanted a part time job. He said he worked for the National Institute of Racoon Research. He gave me a bag and a racoon catching pole and said I would get $100 for every racoon I caught. I went out that night and caught four racoons, who really didn't like being in the bag together. I went back to the man and he said to keep the racoons in my house. The racooons quickly escaped the bag and now are free in my house. I haven't seen the man in 3 months. I really want my $400 but the racoons have caused me to lose my job already. You see, I was a criminal defense attorney but I contracted rabies and couldn't speak. What should I do? Get rid of the racoons, and lose my cash. Or keep them until I can find the man and get my money, but risk further damages? Please advise.

2006-10-22 09:38:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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Sir or Madam, with all due respect, that is the most ridiculous story I have ever heard! Were you truly gullible enough to believe what someone from the street told you was true? If you truly know the law, it would clearly state that POACHING, which is what you did to those four racoons, is illegal. God know what he may have wanted those racoons for! Now you're sick and lost your job. Is all this mess woth some measly $400?! Seriously, I hope you recover from your condition and recover your job or find another, but I can't help but express the fact that what I've read in your story sounds like a huge act of irresponsibility on your behalf. Release the racoons and try to get your life back on track. $400 is nothing compared to the price of your life.

2006-10-22 09:46:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Is this the result of too much or not enough medication?

2006-10-22 16:41:36 · answer #2 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 1 0

stop the BS

2006-10-22 16:40:22 · answer #3 · answered by teddybear 3 · 2 0

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