Although I try to avoid it when at all possible, I had to use a public bathroom about a week ago. There was a man in the stall next to me making a whole host of horrid noises. After each one he would make a comment like 'Man! You liked that one!' or 'Woah! That's the kind of **** they write about in Newsweek magazine!' I tried to ignore him but he kept talking. Eventually I asked him politely to stop and he said 'Nah man, me and you are gonna start a club, we are the Bathroom Brothers. We will let the world know how much we like taking huge dumps in public bathrooms' I told him I did not want to but he wouldn't listen. He kept saying things like how we would go on tour and sell videos or sound clips of us using the bathroom. I kept saying no and he got angry. He said it was too late. Then he got out of his stall, kicked open the door to mine, and took pictures of me on the toilet. He said I could see them on the internet with sound effects.
2006-10-22
09:32:03
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