I recently moved into a new house with my wife and I met a local neighbor man. I came home from work one day and saw that man running through my backyard, my wife said that he recently died but she saw him too, it must have been a ghost! Then I saw him in my bedroom while my wife was sleeping! Then I saw him in the basement and my wife said to stay upstairs while she held a seance. She came up two hours later, all disheaveled, and said it didn't work. Next I saw him online at the local home depot. And finally he was standing outside my yard, my wife said she had a new voodoo spell that might work but she would have to escort the ghost to the grave yard. It took several hours and when she got home she was filthy, but she said it didn't work. I don't know what to do! How can I get rid of this ghostly man and get back my peace of mind. Are there any paranormal experts out there?
2006-10-22 09:23:36 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
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2006-10-22 14:40:36 · answer #1 · answered by Calvin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know he is a ghost? You say you met him when you moved into your new home, Ok.....but then your wife said he recently died? What proof does she have? I think you need to look in the obituaries and find out for yourself.....Or next time you see him at a store, talk to him...pat him on the back or something to make sure he is real. A ghost isn't usually seen all over town, they stay in a particular area....do some investigating and find out. If it is in fact a ghost then kindly tell it to leave....your wife could be cheating? Never underestimate the story of a cheater!!!! Good Luck!
2006-10-22 16:42:03 · answer #2 · answered by ~MEEEOW~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try popping him in the mouth. If it's a ghost, your fist will go right through him. If he's not a Ghost, tell him to stay the Hell away from your wife, she's having a Ghostly good time at your expense.
2006-10-22 16:36:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are joking, right? You can't be seriously thinking that man is dead. Of course he isn't. He's having an affair with your wife and she's making up the ghost story toe deceive you. Next time she goes out to "hunt" the ghost, go after her without being seen. I think you'll find her in the arms of your "ghost"!
2006-10-22 16:33:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! I agree with punching the ghost in the nose and getting a divorce lawyer!
2006-10-22 16:35:02 · answer #5 · answered by bluzmelody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think this is a ghost i think your wife is screwing around and telling you it's ghost because you are naive and gullible. Punch the ghost in the nose, see what happens
2006-10-22 16:28:54 · answer #6 · answered by krissy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your wife is having an affair with this ghost or someone she claims is a ghost.!!!
Is your wife a medium or gypsy? cause she has a lot of answers..
Each time you spot him, she goes and hangs out with him.!!!...disheaveled indeed...
Wake up and smell the slime dude...!!!
2006-10-22 16:32:28 · answer #7 · answered by scootda2nd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your wife has all the answers - ghost indeed!!!! Sounds like she is making excuses for her fancy man!
2006-10-22 16:26:34 · answer #8 · answered by Fluffy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm seriously scared too...because there are still morons like you out there. Your wife is having wild, passionate sex with your neighbour because you're not man enough to satisfy her. Is that what you wanted to hear?
2006-10-22 16:29:56 · answer #9 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
im not a paronormal expert persay but....lets just say..i know what im talking about and a simple seance wont do the trick you would need a priest there or you could try figuring out wh he died and go from there
2006-10-22 16:28:26 · answer #10 · answered by hali 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is scary ok have you tryed to talk to him? does he talk? can anyone else see him ecept you and your wife? have your neibors seen him? you should try to talk to him and if he does try to find out whats going on. o and you can also go look in the paper and see if it really is him they have like a list of all the dead people or you can go to the libray they also have a list of the recently dececed
2006-10-22 16:31:10 · answer #11 · answered by lmreminger 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋