When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was
attracted to him, and during her questions about his life,
she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he
replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I
will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes and lay down on the
ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge
erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the
crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an
eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and
screamed, "What did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for bees."
2006-10-22 07:24:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol, rogl, lshicst (laughin soo hard i cant stop laughin), that is halarious!!!!!
2006-10-24 03:28:37 · answer #1 · answered by BrainCracker 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
stable one! One stable shaggy dog tale merits yet another: An previous Irishman stumbles into night mass sooner or later, blind inebriated. He by some ability manages to stagger over to the confessional, is going in and sits down. The priest waits, however the guy says no longer something. yet another minute--nevertheless no longer something. The priest wonders if possibly he's fallen asleep. He coughs delicately--no longer something. He coughs louder--nevertheless no longer something. finally, he raps loudly together with his knuckles on the portion of the confessional container. "Knock all ye like," bawls the guy, "dere's no paper in this section neither."
2016-12-08 19:08:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha Ouch Indeed.
Cute joke though
2006-10-22 07:34:23 · answer #3 · answered by hippieiam29 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one
2006-10-22 07:27:11 · answer #4 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! That is good.
I will have to share this one! OUCH is right!
2006-10-22 07:33:15 · answer #5 · answered by J♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-22 07:48:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol pretty good!
2006-10-22 07:29:59 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was funny
2006-10-22 07:30:07 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Kitty Gurl♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, lol:-)
2006-10-22 07:28:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee
2006-10-22 07:40:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋