Welcome to the club,you`re a grown-up now,hahahahahahahhappybirthday.
2006-10-22 09:16:16
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answer #1
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answered by Rich B 7
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Happy Birthday
2006-10-22 14:24:40
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answer #2
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answered by Mike H 4
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Birthdays have always been done backwards. On your birthday
you should buy presents for all the people you like or love and be
able to say here, today is my birthday. I had to go to a new school and the second day was my birthday and no one knew. I
couldn't just tell them like I was begging but a funny thing happened. I went to get a drink and saw another kid going to the
fountain too so I hurried and beat him there. When I stopped he
said, "What do you think this is, your birthday?" I just said, "As a
matter of fact it is." I didn't know he was School Bully but my answer shocked him and the others al laughed.
2006-10-22 14:50:47
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answered by Mailman Bob 5
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Be grateful.
The way I see it, other than the loss of a few presents you're better off without it.
Do you truly need the consistent reminder that you have added another year to your life?
What does this observation truly accomplish other than to point out the fact?
Consider carefully what this means and ask yourself if it is really something you wish to celebrate.
Another year closer to incontinence, dentures, prostate issues, menopause or midlife crisis, wrinkles, bad eyesight, grey hair and limited mobility coupled with the loss of your faculties. Not something I feel a compelling desire to sing and dance about.
Realistically, you're only subtracting from the other direction and I have come to one inescapable conclusion about it:
If anything, it's ******* depressing.
The failure of those around me to forget about my birthday has done nothing but piss me off.
The best birthday present that I ever received was the one I didn't get.
The year everyone forgot about it is the one I most fondly remember.
2006-10-22 14:41:36
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answered by Anonymous
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Happy Birthday. See how many people here wish you a happy birthday. You can either be down about it or you can look on the bright side and do something for yourself you haven't done for awhile.
2006-10-22 14:27:44
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answered by Dorkboy 7
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Do some volunteer work or give money to charity to celebrate what you do have. For instance you could bring a bag of shampoo and bubble bath to the local womens shelter because some of those people get a beating for their birthday. I gurantee that if you do something like that, the recipients will thank God for the day you were born!
2006-10-22 14:27:19
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answered by Kacky 7
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Birthday massacre. How dare they. Enroll them in a whole lot of stuff they really don't want to be part of. Then go out and celebrate. Happy Birthday.
2006-10-22 14:35:06
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answered by LORD Z 7
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! NOW GIMMIE SOME CAKE:)
You know they maybe planning a surprise for you,making you think they have forgotten your birthday. If not, flatten all their tires on their vehicles. That'll teach 'em. Either way have a Happy Birthday and remember today is your day. So enjoy it.
2006-10-22 14:41:28
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answered by ? 6
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Go Find A store that Makes Up Shits And Hats And Say TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY DON'T WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUST GIVE ME A GIFT!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
2006-10-22 14:34:51
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answered by Anonymous
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Scream it to the world. It will be fine, no one remembered mine 4 days ago and Im alive. happy birthday!!!
2006-10-22 14:25:52
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answered by JustJane 6
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To get really good gifts, you need to start advertising one or two months in advance. A friend of mind celebrates the entire month her birthday is in.
Happy Bday!
2006-10-22 14:43:40
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answered by Dr. Nightcall 7
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