Monday morning little Johnny came to school with a black eye.
His friends ask him what happened.
He tells them, "I was in church yesterday, when a big fat lady sat in front of me. When we got up to sing, I noticed she had huge wedgies.
I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I pulled it out, and she decked me".
The following Monday, little Johnny came to school with 2 black eyes. His friends once again asked what happened.
He told them,"I was in church yesterday, when the same fat lady came and sat in front of me.
When we got up to sing, she once again had the huge wedgies. The guy next to me pulled it out, but I knew she didn’t like it out,
so I pushed it back in..."
2006-10-22 07:21:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Monday morning little Johnny came to school with a black eye.
His friends ask him what happened.
He tells them, "I was in church yesterday, when a big fat lady sat in front of me. When we got up to sing, I noticed she had huge wedgies.
I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I pulled it out, and she decked me".
The following Monday, little Johnny came to school with 2 black eyes. His friends once again asked what happened.
He told them,"I was in church yesterday, when the same fat lady came and sat in front of me.
When we got up to sing, she once again had the huge wedgies. The guy next to me pulled it out, but I knew she didn’t like it out,
so I pushed it back in..."
hi lol
2006-10-24 03:27:21 · answer #1 · answered by BrainCracker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Little Johnny jokes!
2006-10-22 07:58:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor little Johnny lol.
2006-10-22 07:35:13 · answer #3 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Good One!!!! I liked the twist!! hahahahaha
2006-10-22 23:02:38 · answer #4 · answered by Perfectly Flawed 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stuuuuupppiiiiiid and hahaha
2006-10-22 07:25:19 · answer #5 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-22 07:50:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it
2006-10-22 07:25:41 · answer #7 · answered by jojo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAno
2006-10-22 07:25:51 · answer #8 · answered by Good Grief 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2006-10-22 07:24:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋