Who would you choose and why? Bearing in mind it would be a fight to the death
2006-10-22 07:08:47 · 24 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
How about Ian Huntley V a ravenous pride of lions?
2006-10-22 07:33:40 · update #1
Anyone who hurts people for fun and kicks like killers, rapists, pedeophiles ect. You get the picture. In fact you have a dam good idea. save the tax payer a fortune.
2006-10-22 07:27:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The president of Iraq, John Kerry, Ted Kennedy, Hitlery and Bil the rapist Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Dean, Reid, Dick the traitor Durban and me. I would let them all fight together as a team so it would be a fair fight. now, let the games begin. By the way everyone gets a sword and shield. ;-)
2006-10-22 14:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by celticwarrior7758 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To warm up the Crowds:
--G.W. Bush, armed with a *paper clip*, versus a *living, healthy* adult Tyrannosaurus Rex. Or two. :D
Then to keep the people's attention:
--a Four-way faceoff between Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears, Paris HIlton, and Beyonce....the weapons of choice--tasers and cans of spray paint at 20 yards. The goal--knock out your opposition and spray-paint the word "SKANK" or some version thereof all over your opponent's back.
Oh, and did I mention everyone has to do all this in *bikinis* ??
Yeah, this kinda violates the "to the death rule", but hey, sparing your opponent has always been an option in the traditional arena. ;)
--Bono Vox versus Axl Rose....the loser *dies*, the winner gets the title of "Most obnoxious Washed-Up Rockstar Wannabe EVER". They fight using *nets and tridents*, with a megaphone in the middle of the arena as a special *weapon* (for them to screech their high notes into)....
Kicker with this one is....both guys have to dress in six-inch heels, and dress up as School-girls, *Sailor Moon* style, with Bono being Mini-Moon (a.k.a. Chibi-Usa) and Axl being Serena (Usagi), funky hair and all.
Why? Because of the *high notes* and also because they just *don't* seem to have a pair anymore. :p
And then, the MAIN EVENT:
John Cena versus Mike Tyson. With the Caestus. No, not the soft, soggy Greek version....the massive, hard-enough-to-hammer-nails Spiky *Roman* version of their Gladiatorial Boxing Gauntlet.
Because *one* of these guys needs a lobotomy, the old-school way, and the other one....just needs to be *shut the hell up* the old-school way, and I *can't decide* which it is.....
Ok, Ok, I will stop with the anachronistic lameness already, thanks for your time! :)
2006-10-22 14:37:43 · answer #3 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would not approve of any fight to the death. Killing is always wrong. Always. If killing for revenge is morally right then it is easy to argue that almost every case of murder is justified.
Although I would pay good money to see George W Bush fight against Charles Bronson until Bush was almost dead. Almost but not quite.
2006-10-22 14:34:10 · answer #4 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tony Blair and George Bush
I would be the emperor with a Machine Gun
2006-10-23 04:30:00 · answer #5 · answered by jimmyc1163 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jet Lee and Steven Seagal
2006-10-22 14:24:44 · answer #6 · answered by ROSEMARY H 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"roll up roll up for the greatest show on earth..... tonight for your entertainment we feature a number of fights, first up the opener...OJ Simpson V's Micheal Jackson... who will win?.. im not sure... pick a glove any glove.....next up and for your entertainment puppets fighting to the Death yes yes its Tony Blair Vs the entire cast of Sesame street....... now for the big big headline event...... the one you have all been waitin for..... The Dumbya himself George W Bush Vs King Kong.............. what do you mean Georgie you don't wanna play anymore ? sorry mate the deal has been done..... no no George i assure you that it will all be fine.... honestly , the bigger they are the harder they fall and all that.........." *tosses George in the pit*
2006-10-22 14:36:41 · answer #7 · answered by Sharky Vl 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Tony Blair vs Nick Griffin
Griffin would win
2006-10-22 14:15:47 · answer #8 · answered by doc_holliday (enoch was right) 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
that women with a veil, what would she say if all her pupils came to school with their faces covered, it makes my blood boil to think that she has been given money for hurt feelings, and she is going to appeal using our money, and the woman wearing a cross has been suspended, for crying out loud imagine if we were in saudi drinking alcohol in the street demanding it is our right to have a drink. oh chuck her in the arena without her bloody veil.
2006-10-22 14:20:25 · answer #9 · answered by Mature Lady 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Heather Mills, Angelina Jolie and all politicians.
2006-10-22 14:15:31 · answer #10 · answered by loz 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋