I'd like to erect a memorial to Hilter in my backyard. I'm starting out with a 20 x 20 foot free-standing swastika made of wood, and could use some suggestions as to which wood would be the most durable and hold up the best, weatherwise. Cedar? Pressure-treated pine? Appreciate the help.
2006-10-22 06:39:57 · 26 answers · asked by suparnova11 2 in Home & Garden ➔ Do It Yourself (DIY)
Well, you should start by burning down your house because when you do this it will happen sooner or later.
2006-10-22 06:42:42 · answer #1 · answered by Sloth for President 2012 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see you have received a few religious replies here? "Go away and find Christ" I thought that was a good one, and really good advise, because if you could just find out what type of wood his cross was made of you could use the same! It would last for ever!!
Almost every Roman Catholic (Christian) church has a small piece of this 'original' cross in a little glass case, add all the bits together and you have enough wood to build 5 more arks!!
And possibly enough to make half a dozen swastikas, good luck in your search.
Just as a matter of interest I wonder how many religious folk know that Hitler was inspired by a swastika he saw outside his church on his church gate as he went to choir practice! (Oh yes, he was a very religious guy as well)
He inverted this swastika to make it a symbol of hate rather than peace! He was a Christian and devout!!
Thought I would share that with all you religious people!! You certainly brought Hitler up well didn't you???
2006-10-22 07:05:01 · answer #2 · answered by budding author 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start with 12 inch by 12 inch Mahogany say 30 feet tall. Have it leaning towards your house at a 30 degree angle. When the fire starts, the Mahogany burns very well and should have no trouble catching your house, lawn, and everything else you own on fire in matter of minutes. I'm sure the Fire Department will be way too busy to help you out.
2006-10-24 15:49:59 · answer #3 · answered by Braveheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all you need to get a job.Then you need to buy a life.
Then you need to rent some friends.Then once you have some friends.Have them help you.you will need to get them to believe in youre cause (as Hitler did).Make them believe that what you're doing is rightious.And THEN when you're all done.hang ALL
you're loyal friends off of that damned swastika leaving one noose for yourself.making a platform in the center for you to stand on.and just before you take you're last breath have a rope rigged up that you can pull that will ignite a flare and dump
gasoline on you at the same time.NOW I'D PAY TO SEE THAT
2006-10-24 13:08:13 · answer #4 · answered by Steven M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why dont you install a guillotine with a figure of Hitler having his head chopped off? You could even open it to the public and charge per view. Brilliant way to make money and and appropriate memorial for him.
2006-10-22 06:56:24 · answer #5 · answered by Gobind T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the butcher and get some pig bones, cover them with manure and put them out in the sun. That should be a fitting tribute.
2006-10-22 06:53:45 · answer #6 · answered by nixau 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget to add the naked lil boy in your statue, seeing how Hitler was a Homosexual pedophile :) Find a better hero, Hitler was a phony head to toe!
2006-10-22 14:36:07 · answer #7 · answered by Ray D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not really going to erect a memorial in yoru backyard. You are just posting it on the internet for a little attention. It's very clear that you are just little punk living with your mother and you think you're a bad ***, but your not. Please, go away and find Christ.
2006-10-22 06:42:47 · answer #8 · answered by The All-Knowing Sam 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What a fantastic joke! I love how it captures your immaturity! It really expresses how you think outside of the box, rejecting popular ideas like the elimination of anti-Semitism. It shows all of us that you are a loser who has nothing better to do with your time.
2006-10-22 06:48:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cypress grows in swamps and is very weather resistant.
Howard Hughes used spruce in his big airplane.
best to fireproof it too. ( many people did not like Hitler because of his actions. They tend to get agro whenyou do stuff like that
2006-10-22 06:44:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋