2006-10-22 06:19:16 · 32 answers · asked by Alfred E. Newman 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
when you turn 50 you are officially older that dirt.
when you turn 60 you then become and old fart.
congratulations and happy birthday.
2006-10-22 06:21:41 · answer #1 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
You will never be an old fart except in the eyes of those who see age and not the person, I would say you have to be at least 80 to be classed as somewhere close to old, enjoy your age whatever it is.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you,
happy birthday Sir Benny, happy birthday to you,
may your hopes, dreams and wishes be the surprises today on your birthday, have a wonderful day.
2006-10-22 07:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It depends, if you act young and stay young i dont think anyone will ever think of you as an old fart. I'm 30 next year and to celebrate im going round the world - by myself! I think to be officially an old fart you have to be about, er, 65!
2006-10-22 06:22:55 · answer #3 · answered by chrismyarse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello Benny,
As you have now gone to that other place where the stars of yesteryear skit their way through eternity, could you please say hello to BOB Todd. I LOVED THAT BOB TODD FELLA.
Anyway the age of an old fart is most defiantly 55 although old gits start at 42. Anyway you are talking from that other place where stars are ageless, and doing that milk round in the sky for the angels and the dogs are all friendly woof woof. So you don't have to worry about your age innit
2006-10-22 07:11:49 · answer #4 · answered by : 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being an "old fart" is a state of mind not an accumulation of years. My Dad's 60 odd and has always been an "old fart" wheras my Gran's 80 odd and still hasn't grown up.
Grow old disgracefully!
2006-10-22 06:23:09 · answer #5 · answered by phooey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish i could think, of something to say,
to make your birthday nice.
But it's been many years, and too many beers,
And you look like you've been here twice.
I got you a wig - you know, just incase.
And botox for all of your head.
They caught in the breeze, and the bushes and trees.
And the Pug looks real good, but he's dead.
LOL! Happy Birthday!
It's not the age, it's the smell. Hope you liked the bubblebath i got you.
p.s - i burned the receipt.
2006-10-22 06:24:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think as soon as you are adult you can be classed as an old fart by youngsters.............Happy Birthday you old fart!!! By the way I am an old fart and proud of it. Old farts rule the world !!
2006-10-22 06:38:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since it has nothing to do with age, but instead with attitude, I'd say you can be an "old fart" whenever you like.
2006-10-22 06:22:02 · answer #8 · answered by Granny Annie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know you are an old fart when thats how you feel!
2006-10-22 08:30:00 · answer #9 · answered by 2160 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your only an old fart when you start thinking of your self as 1!!!
2006-10-22 06:21:23 · answer #10 · answered by red26witch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Over 50 Maybe
2006-10-22 06:21:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋