Listen, I"m no idiot, I know that women get their " thing " MONTHLY..so why not time it for Monday to Friday..NOT THE WEEKEND, that is my point. Why ruin my weekend ? I work hard to keep my wife in a nice house and have her nails done, and all I want is some chicken pot pies ? What is wrong with that ? She stays home with the kids and doesn't work, I think she has it pretty darn good. all I'm asking is that she times her monthly thing during the week when I"m at work and I don't want sex anyways..why does she insist doing it on the weekend ? You women band together like blood lusting coyotes sometimes and I think you're rude to time it on the weekends..so get a life !!!
2006-10-22 05:59:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
you really are a f uckin idiot!! women don't ASK to have periods!! and they sure as hell can't time them . periods come when they want to!! if it were up to us we wouldn't have them AT ALL!! so how about going back to 5th grade sex ed before you start ranting about something so F UCKIN STUPID that doesn't make any sense!!!
2006-10-22 09:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by krystal s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, unfortunately I dont' think I can answer this one without sounding rude. You need to grow up. Your wife is not timing her monthy to fall on the weekends. A woman's monthly follows a set number of days and it is different for every woman. The months dont' follow the same number of days so it will happen on the weekends. As well as on holidays, and family trips and birthdays etc. If you actually sit down and talk to her and find out hwo regular she is and how many days her cycles are. You can put it on a calendar and it will show you when her cycles are due and then you can schedule your "happy little days" with her. If you were my husband I would tell you to go f*** your self b/c that is the only action you would be seeing with your kind of ignorance polluting my air and that of my kids.
2006-10-22 13:05:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anjanette A 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are an Idiot. women cant help when there MONTHLY comes. If you really think we can control it then you need to get a life. and if all you are thinking about is sex and chicken pot pies then you need some serious counseling. listen dude I think you are rude for trying to control a period. so get over yourself and grow up. why don't you try to be the man you clam to be. and stop acting like a teenager with raging hormones.
2006-10-22 20:44:02 · answer #3 · answered by Nikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a feeling that you consider yourself a comedian, and are just trying to amuse us with your wit - we women LOVE IT WHEN YOU CRACK WISE ON OUR PERIODS. But on the outside chance you really are sincere, if a woman is on the Pill, there is a way for her to time her monthlies so they coordinate with your need for chicken pot pies a little better. Just ask her to ask her OB-GYN what she has to do to manipulate her cycle using birth control pills. If she is over 35 and smokes SHE SHOULD NOT TAKE THE PILL.
As an aside, buy your wife a nice present - one SHE will enjoy - and thank her and God above that SHE has the periods in the family and not you, because yo couldn't handle it!
2006-10-22 13:28:41 · answer #4 · answered by motown_annie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I used to do it on purpose and do it every week end!!!
Moron!!!
It happens when it happens and it's beyond our control.
You think your wife doesn't work? Try doing her job for a week. I'm sure she'd trade places with you quickly. While you cook and clean and do laundry and do the windows and pull the fridge from the wall to clean behind it, and scrub up the nasty bathroom, and sweep and mop and vacuum and chase three kids all day and all the other things she does that burns her time and energy, she can come home, plop down in front of the TV, stick her hand down the front of her pants and yell at you to get her a beer and declare her day done!!
2006-10-22 13:19:52 · answer #5 · answered by Lucianna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a bodily function, it is not something you can just CONTROL and time. If you are a grown man with a wife you should be able to say the word "period" or "menstruation". Read a book about womens' bodies. It is not something that we do for fun. Even the pill can not limit periods to a specific day and time. What is she supposed to do?
2006-10-22 13:06:59 · answer #6 · answered by silentstorm025 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put her on the pill and tell her that when it's time to take the sugar pills she shoul;d instead open another package and start again that way she never has a period until you want her to. OK? Usually if you do this, you don't let your body have a period until you feel it's the right time. I don't agree with my answer to you because it should happen naturally, but in essence, she can really do this and time her period.
2006-10-22 13:26:48 · answer #7 · answered by Linda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no we can not time it when it happens but doctors can........ they do have pills now that you don't have the monthly problem.......yes problem its not something we enjoy but anyways there is birth control pills that will keep you from having the PROBLEM for three months at a time...........talk to her doctor about it. try to be a little more understanding too that goes a long ways.
2006-10-22 14:48:07 · answer #8 · answered by Blue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did not read your prior question, but from what im reading here you want your wife to time her period??? you have got to be kidding me right? trust me if we could we would not have it at all, and that not because of our partner, you are the one that needs to get a life, and an education on the human body.
2006-10-22 13:05:13 · answer #9 · answered by here to help 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i'm like the other women....mother natural just happens when it happens. i dont know how long you two has been together but if it's been awile you should have a little idea when it comes. plus there's 4 weekends in a month. she cant be on every week... if she is.......then she not tring to have sex with you anyway......................?????????????
2006-10-22 13:10:30 · answer #10 · answered by smooth sailing34 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋