Ok, say you are really really busy with something and they want to talk about how everyone is going to be totally anniliated by their version of a "loving" God, should you continue to let the vibrator run (this seriously threatens the life of the batteries) or should you shut it off which may make the vibrator feel rejected thus creating a situation which will take a great amount of "coaching" it back to life.
So how does one handle this event? I need to know they are at my door now.
2006-10-22 05:06:50 · 23 answers · asked by -Tequila17 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Jonah" I would argue the children with them ARE scarred for life. As I was by the ramblings in my own childhood.
2006-10-22 05:21:56 · update #1
Some of you did not read the entire question. But that is typical, some great answers, especially like the chalk outline. Should I also post a battalion of vibrators, poised and at the ready around the "body" to really hone in the message?
2006-10-22 05:24:12 · update #2
bobemac, no doubt about it, this would scare them away especially if I still had on the clown mask. Don't ask, has something to do with a clown in my childhood. Still in theraphy for that.
AND I AM JOKING, There was no clown although there were some "clowns". So don't spread rumors, 'k?
2006-10-22 05:27:36 · update #3
t h, thanks for the tip. But I have long since graduated to a model that requires 220 wattage, as opposed to batteries or 110 wattage, which upsets the neighbors as the only 220 outlet in the building is hooked up to the washer and dryer. The one I spoke of in the question was just for emergencies, for when another tenant is using the washer and dryer.
Keeps peace in the building.
For entertainment purposes only. DO NOT try this at home, serious electrical shock could result.
2006-10-22 05:33:55 · update #4
shoe lady, ok, so practice your religion some where else. And I am serious here. The jehovahs witnesses in my childhood traumatized my entire life, not only because they scared me, as a four year old, and I should say terrified me, but also because of the sexual abuse by one of them to me, again, starting at the age of four. So quite simply, as a 48 year old who has been through theraphy, I am finally happy and free of the maniacal ramblings. The guilt and terror that is peddled at my doorstep is an example of why the problem of sexual abuse was so compounded in my life. Because of this event and the tactics of Jehovahs witnesses, a good deal of my life was spent in hell. You preach about going to hell with all the trimmings of fire and brimstone, I, my dear, have BEEN to hell. And while it quite possibly may be unfair to blame the entire religion I do see how this type of "teaching" is detrimental to the mental health of your intended students. So save it. Peace.
2006-10-22 05:46:38 · update #5
Demonica, I WAS screaming that, they interupted and by the way, Jesus is also pronounced "heyzues", as in the hispanic name. The fact that I have a room mate named "heyzues" renting my spare bedroom may or may not figure into the above scenario. In fact when I have screamed, "Jesus, I am coming" I often hear a faint mumble from the other bedroom of "I told you, it's pronounced "heyzues".
ROFLBMHODTIMEPIMP (rolling on floor laughing, banging my head on desk, tears in my eyes, peeing in my pants)
2006-10-22 06:03:16 · update #6
just scream " Yes ! Thank you Jesus ! "
2006-10-22 05:47:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Just don't aim a gun at them. There may be children with them who will be scarred for life. Goodness gracious.
Yeah, I had that happen to me as a kid. And yes, I have been Jehovah's Witness free for quite a few years, but do still keep coming upon things I learned back then and that I have to relearn in social situations. Again, I said that above thing coz it's NOT the kids' faults...and often kids are at the door with the grownups....
2006-10-22 05:09:19 · answer #2 · answered by *babydoll* 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I go and hide, actually, but I do that when anybody's at the door because I'm an anti-social bastard. I actually don't mind JWs too much, although I'm not one and I don't agree with some of what they have to say. I do tend to fall in line with some of their philosophies, at least more so than more mainstream Christian denominations.
2016-03-18 22:51:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep it on. Squeeze your legs together so it doesn't fall out. Then answer the door. Of course you should cover up in a housecoat, but at the very least if the conversation isn't stimulating you, you're battery powered friend is.
2006-10-22 05:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You mean they are knocking and you haven't opened the door yet?
Just don't open it. Ignore it. You don't have to pretend you aren't home or anything--it's your house and you don't have to open the door if you don't want to. They'll go away after a few futile knocks.
They are friendly folks. If you did inadvertently open your door to them, just say no thank you, and they go away.
2006-10-22 05:15:07 · answer #5 · answered by cinderella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK. This is true. I'm 24 now. When I was 18 I lived in Pittsburgh and I sold acid, so we used to stay up all night until the beautiful morning sun came beaming into our windows, and we lived in an antique-conversion apartment -- they all have that "warm" vibe" ...
So one morning two smiling, plump black ladies in beautiful plum-colored lipstick came to the door, and they told me -- me! reeling with the residual ecstacy of several hits of liquid, in the warm, happy foyer -- that they had come to deliver me a great message about love, and paradise on Earth.
"Wow! That's really awesome." How nice of them to bring me that message, first thing in the morning, when it really comes in handy. But I'm an atheist, so with the massive, impressed grin still beaming across my face, I nodded "Thanks!" and shut the door.
I sometimes wonder if they saw the size of my pupils.
2006-10-22 19:03:15 · answer #6 · answered by Em 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This so-called "question" is obviously intended primarily to insult and demean Jehovah's Witnesses. Interestingly, such "hatred" should be expected by true Christians in this time of the end, and it actually helps identify Jehovah's Witnesses as Christ's true disciples:
(John 15:19) If you were part of the world, the world would be fond of what is its own. Now because you are no part of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, on this account the world hates you.
(Luke 6:22) Happy are you whenever men hate you, and whenever they exclude you and reproach you and cast out your name as wicked for the sake of the Son of man.
(1 Peter 4:4) Because you do not continue running with them in this course to the same low sink of debauchery, they are puzzled and go on speaking abusively of you.
(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching, but, in accord with their own desires, they will accumulate teachers for themselves to have their ears tickled; and they will turn their ears away from the truth, whereas they will be turned aside to false stories. You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.
It seems signficant that the relatively small religion of Jehovah's Witnesses are the ones best known for their worldwide preaching work. Yet Jesus commanded that ALL who would call themselves "Christian" perform this public work:
(Matthew 28:19,20) Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded you. And, look! I am with you all the days until the conclusion of the system of things.
Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/library/jt/index.htm
http://watchtower.org/library/w/2003/3/1/article_01.htm
http://watchtower.org/library/w/2002/4/1/article_01.htm
2006-10-22 13:02:47 · answer #7 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It all depends on you. It is really not a laughing matter. They call at your door because they are interested in the future of mankind.
Why don't you just politely listen and tell them what your feelings are on the matter? You just might learn something .
2006-10-22 05:29:52 · answer #8 · answered by shoe lady 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is what I always do: I thank them for being so dedicated to The Jehovah Witness. I have read up on the Jehovah Witness and I am not interested in it. I have my own religion, thank you and God Bless.
They always say thank you and leave.
2006-10-22 05:10:09 · answer #9 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once, my mother went to the door in the area where Bing Crosby live in San Diego County. A naked man came to the door, carrying a naked female, sitting backward, on his shoulders, so she saw him from the shoulders down, and her from the butt up. From what my older sister said, mom said that they would come back when he was done eating. That was nearly 40 years ago.
2006-10-22 13:35:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry cant talk right now in the middle of a ritual killing
for satan
2006-10-22 05:51:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋