I need to know what is the quickest way to pass a urine drug screen i have about19 hrs until test.?

Question

Lets get one thing straight, i DONT USE DRUGS, so for all u smart ***'s who want to say that drugs are bad PLEASE DONT RESPOND. I took a kleonapin just last night, and i have a test monday morning about 5:30am. I never really use drugs first time in 2 yrs i have done anything. also i have been taking those water pills and drinking a **** load of water. Will that help, and i do not want to pay like 30 dollars for tthose drinks neither. PLease help.

Answer 1

a lil bleach on ur finger tip before u leave the house, and run ur pee with that finger, get it? (works for boys and girls) also a vinagar with water

Answer 2

Ok, for those who can't find info on it, technically, kleonapin isn't the real name of the drug. To the best of my knowledge, the name kleonapin is actually an ingredient of or is a generic brand of Klonopin, which is a pain reliever similar to Xantax or Valium.

Ok, first off, the best way to pass a drug test is to not use any kind of drug, illegal or prescription. However, since you already took it, here is what you can do:
- If you recieved the drug by legal prescription, then take a copy of the written prescription with you so you can prove you recieved it legally. If you don't have a written prescription, then take the bottle because it is proof that you have it legally.
- If you don't have the prescription, it means you obtained the pill illegally. So the best thing I can offer is this, drink lots of water and to be on the safe side, drink half a cap of bleach. It won't taste good and you might think I'm crazy for recommending a hazardous material, but in fact a one time dosage of that size is not hazardous at all, just leaves you reaching for something that tastes good. Just remember no more than half a cap though.
For the most part though, you have nothing to worry about. It should be out of your urine system by now. The tips above are just in case you think you really need them.

Good luck. Hope I've helped!

Answer 3

Klonopin is excreted in the urine, but the half life iis about 25 hours which means that is takes 25 hours to get 1/2 of the dosage out of your system. Klonopin shouldn't show up on a regular drug screen unless they are testing for prescription drugs, which would usually be done for a federal, or law enforcement type job or admission into a drug program. Other than that it shouldn't come up at all. Klonopin is routinely prescried for Seizures, Anxiety, and Restless Leg Syndrome so it's not really a highly abused prescription drug either.

Answer 4

NO. FOOD COLORING WILL NOT WORK. THATS A MYTH. ok listen bro. I have mad experience with this. They are going to do a urine test, not a blood or hair sample. The reason for this being that the latter two testing methods are way too expensive. Here is what you need to do: Step 1) Drink ridiculous amounts of water daily from when you first wake up, until you go to bed. I want you to be pissing at least 12-15 times a day. This will speed up the expulsion of THC metabolites that get stored in your fat cells. But you have to do this everyday (including the day of the test) because just doing it once is not going to work. Step 2) Drink cranberry juice, coffee or other natural diuretics. these are beneficial not only because they help you go to the bathroom, but cranberry juice naturally cleans your liver and helps kidney function, which is going to speed up the process and make it more efficient! Step 3) On the day of the test, drink TONS of water, so that by the time you take the actual test, your piss is completely clear. This gives you the best chance of passing the test! If your urine is yellow or orange, that means there is stuff in it, and there could easily be low levels of THC metabolites left over!! THC metabolites= BAD. Step 4) (optional) If you want to be EXTRA careful, and I would really recommend this because it has worked for me numerous times and kept me out of jail after I violated my probation for failing a surprise drug test originally in the first place, obtain either a 'black magic' or 'omni-clear' brand drink or 1oz shot w/ vitamins (that was the one I used- I recommend the shot, the premixed drink taste NAST, the shot is the same thing just without the water, so remember to drink extra water while u take the vitamins) but there are a few others which are essentially the same. You can get these at GNC, or vitamin/supplement stores. Usually they are tucked away somewhere either behind the counter or in some cabinet so you have to ask for it. What this is, is a special drink with a concoction of herbs and vitamins which helps to MASK the evil THC metabolites which remain in your urine everytime you piss. It is guaranteed to work, but like I said make sure you drink TONS of water. Take it 1 hour before the test and pee at least 3 times before you take the actual test. Your urine should be a slight green flourescent color. When it is, that is when you know its working. Like I said this is optional, but why take a chance? It worked for me multiple times and its only $20. I've passed drug tests the next DAY after smoking tons of bud the night before. However, DO NOT SMOKE anymore. It's not worth it. Follow these steps and you will pass and soon you will be smoking without having to worry about big brother testing your pee! Remember clear/flourescent green = GOOD TO GO. I would recommend these steps to anyone who is trying to pass a drug test for any substance, including but not limited to: pot, opiates, cocaine, and benzodiazepines. They do not test for hallucinogens. Buprenorphine does not show up on urine tests. GOOD LUCK ALL

Answer 5

if kleonapin is a prescribed drug than you have nothing to worry about tell them before the test that you were taking it and why , so that when it shows up in your test they will already know, on the other hand if you have used this drug to get high on than you need to go get that drink it works, you said you only took one kleonapin pill if this is true then don't worry about it that should be out of your system. you know what you have ingested so you weight the pros& cons!!!!!!!! good luck.

Answer 6

ok yes water helps alo or unsweet tea or surjell pour surjell n a gallon of water n drink drink drink the reason all of theses work is cause they r helpin u pea out all of ur impurities so drink till u cant anymore k then n the mornin pea first then keep drinkn water or surejell k this will help besides pills r only n ur system for 2 days goodluck

Answer 7

If you don't want to pay for the drinks ,which are the best way, perhaps you should start looking for another job. Caution about the water pills-- They can make you dehydrated which may have an effect on your heart.

Answer 8

By drinking lots of water, you are diluting your urine, and many agecies will fail you for this fact alone, ever though you have flushed out an agent you do not want them to find.

In the past (not to long ago ) I was a consultant to an agency. We failed all people who came in with obvious over dilution of their urine, because it indicated that the subject was trying to get rid of an agent.

Answer 9

Tell tehm about what you took if it is a prescription that will test positive for something there are ways to check it.

The best way to avoid a positive test is to just stay clean and free of dope. It ain't as though you didn't know the test was coming up.

Answer 10

show your legitimate MD written Rx and they can't fail you for that.
there's the ada that protects persons with disability and long term illness.
see your local independent living center or call the state dept of fair employment and housing for more info.
only if a disability causes more than 10% accommodation need can the employer refuses you ...and sometimes not even then..
good luck.
maybe look up the laws in your state or the fed ones and bring them as back up or just mention so they wont even try..

Answer 11

though drinking a lot of water might help and sometimes eliminate traces of what you took, there is still a chance that there will be some traces in your system. Normally, from what i have read and experiences of some of my friends, substance would be out of your system completely by a minimum of 3 days.

Sorry for not able to help you but hope you can get out of it. :)