2006-10-22 04:19:15 · 9 answers · asked by Bob the Cat.™ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well i guess you had to be there ... but this one time at the bar , some rude guy tried to jump in my conversation by saying " so your a mind reader.....what am I thinking now ? " and I looked at him a said " you are thinking ...*ahem*... DURRRRRRR!!!!! "
He walked right into that one . I know its not that funny in writting , but it was seriuoisly funny at the time. My friend cried from laughing so hard
2006-10-22 04:26:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You mean best comeback said to someone? "If brains were money, you'd be on welfare". Can't remember which tv show I got it from.
2006-10-22 11:23:10 · answer #2 · answered by Michelle *The Truth Hurts 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
without doing anything really, i just give them enough rope, so to speak, eventually they allow themselves to get caught up in it, by their own hands, i on the other hand still feel no real satisfaction, just pity for those who get their comebacks, even though they deserve it.
2006-10-22 11:28:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In response to a nurse's strike, my brother asked, "how are the doctors going to get their bj's?" My mom replied, "They don't do that." My brother answered, "The HEAD nurses do."
My girlfriend replied, "They're not called head nurses anymore. They're charge nurses. And I should know. I'm the charge nurse at _______ nursing home." Then I replied, "Oh, so you're in CHARGE of giving HEAD."
2006-10-22 11:25:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend called one day and said to me "so how is the second most spectacular person in the world feeling today?" And I answered " I dont know how do you feel??" He liked it ..told me finally someone put him in his place!
2006-10-22 11:22:17 · answer #5 · answered by lainie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got full custody of my kids during our divorce.
2006-10-22 11:27:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a smile
2006-10-22 11:23:35 · answer #7 · answered by kaa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friends who thought i was gone
2006-10-22 11:22:00 · answer #8 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smack somebody
2006-10-22 11:23:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋