1. Advanced Alligator Wrestling
2. Olympic Javelin Catcher
3. Towel Boy Distribution and Receiving Techniques for Adult Movie Theaters
4. Alpha Test Subject for Medical Experiments and Pharmaceuticals
5. Korean Long Range Missile Test Pilot
6. Active Volcano Lava Collection Specialist
2006-10-21 23:01:01 · 6 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Dude, those jobs are all so dead end. I have enrolled in Acme's Online Morticians School.
The Home Embalming Kit is a real gas.
Hey, if you take up any of those careers, can I have first crack at your body. I need to practice and the pet shelter won't let me adopt anymore.
2006-10-24 10:34:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will pick the Volcano guy as you could fashion yourself a long collection stick and visit pretty locations.
You could use a long stick for the towel boy job too but that would involve a Lysol Backpack and your complexion would became pale and your eyes squinty, like one of those underwater cave fish.
2006-10-21 23:38:27 · answer #2 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Advanced Mechanics for Portable Black Hole Designs
or else
Traditional Studies for Maintaining the Continuation of Herpes, Conjunctivitis, & Venereal Diseases
good luck!
2006-10-21 23:21:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately none of the above, go study searching gold with the raccoon.
2006-10-21 23:26:51 · answer #4 · answered by StuPenDus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well they are all on short supply but 4 sounds the most exciting what new limb will i grow today =]
2006-10-22 01:12:19 · answer #5 · answered by JoJo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about "101 ways to catch a RoadRunner"
2006-10-21 23:14:44 · answer #6 · answered by bundyal38 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋