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My eye doctor said that I am myopic, unable to focus, and unable to read the handwriting on the wall.

2006-10-21 16:46:55 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

Some good points here. Thanks!
I expected nothing but BOO HISS and other unkind comments.

2006-10-21 17:17:38 · update #1

Especially the usual "You are an idiot" remarks from the brilliantly witty.

2006-10-21 17:27:46 · update #2

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If you can answer yes to any of these 3 questions then your should become a democrat.
1) Is "Cut and Run" a good strategy to win a war?
2) When you hear the phrase "Loss of innocent life" do you think of poor tortured terrorist before you think of the death of a unborn child?
3) Do you think the dead, convicted felons, and illegal aliens have a right to vote?

2006-10-21 17:02:23 · answer #1 · answered by dwh320 2 · 3 2

What you should do is get your eyes fixed.

The Democrats could help you though...they'd tell you you were a victem of one sort or another then you could sue some company for the loss of vision...you'd become rich, then you'd be back to being a Republican because the Democrats will tell you that you cant keep the money to pay for some program that doesnt work.

It's a vicious cycle, but I can see some benefits...

2006-10-21 16:58:10 · answer #2 · answered by paradigm_thinker 4 · 2 1

You should not become a Democrat because of that. Your question implies you are either Republican, or affiliated with another party. What your eye doctor meant was, you should, from that day on, never again partake in gay sex, and drug parties with Foley, and Rush Limbaugh, for that is what' s keeping you Republican.

2006-10-21 17:06:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Sounds like you have a dangerous case of Republicanitis vulgaris with those symptoms.

Become a Libertarian.

2006-10-21 17:13:47 · answer #4 · answered by norcalnative@sbcglobal.net 2 · 1 1

If you become a Democrat, the conservative Supreme Court Justices won't let your vote be counted.

If you stay a Republican, the liberal Supreme Court Justices won't let you ban or significantly regulate abortion.

It's a no-win situation. Don't bother to vote.

2006-10-21 17:09:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

That's a good one. But seriously, vote for the person not the party.

2006-10-21 16:56:50 · answer #6 · answered by blindogben 3 · 2 0

Is there a actual issue here that we can discuss or are you just wanting to bash Liberals like the Republicans been doing for the last...hours that I have been on.

2006-10-21 16:52:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

No, it just means that you spent time in the government schools.

2006-10-21 16:57:26 · answer #8 · answered by Chainsaw 6 · 2 0

Sounds like your're the perfect Republican.

2006-10-21 16:49:57 · answer #9 · answered by FoofusPKitty 2 · 5 0

Have you had a lobotomy? If yes, then you are already a democrat. If no, then stay with the Republicans.

2006-10-21 16:50:42 · answer #10 · answered by damdawg 4 · 2 2

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