2006-10-21 15:36:15 · 13 answers · asked by | *Michelle* | 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I had a really crappy day and I need to laugh.
2006-10-21 15:36:45 · update #1
Husband: When I am mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet bowl.
Husband: How does it help??
Wife: I use your tootbrush.
2006-10-21 15:41:06 · answer #1 · answered by DW 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Guy walks into the doctors office and says with a studier, I I I can't Stand Stand this any more More I've seen 5 Doc Doc Doctors today and none of themmmm Could te te tell me what's wrong. Doc comes back in the room after running some test and says hay i found the problem, you shalong is to long it's pulling on your vocal cords, I can fix it for you! Guy says OH hell ya. So the surgery went great and he heard nothing from the guy for over a month. One day the guy shows up again. he tells the doctor that he has never felt better and that no one was picking on him any more. But there is a problem my wife says she is going to leave me now because I can't Please her any more, So can i get it back he asked the doctor?? The doctor replays No no nnooo RRE RE RE REFunnnds!
2006-10-21 15:48:05 · answer #2 · answered by matt v 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bad Day
A farmer is sitting in the village pub getting pissed. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."
Man: "So what happened that is so horrible?"
Farmer: "Well, if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over."
Man: "That"s not so bad, what's the big deal?"
Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."
Man: "So then what happened?"
Farmer: "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over."
Man: "Again? So what did you do then?"
Farmer: "I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right."
Man: "And then what?"
Farmer: "I sat back down and continued to milk her and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."
Man: "Wow, you must have been pretty upset. So then what did you do?"
Farmer: "Well, I didn"t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in."
2006-10-21 15:49:53 · answer #3 · answered by kimandchris2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man brings a camel into a bar. Both get drunk. The camel passes out and falls on the ground. The man decides to go home when the bartender asks: "Hey, are you just going to leave that lyin' here?"
The man replies: "That ain't a lion, it's a camel."
2006-10-21 15:39:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay Ill give you some advice...NEVER fill your bathing suit top with Kleenex if your planning on going in the water..
2006-10-21 15:38:35 · answer #5 · answered by .*^+Holly+^*. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Duck walks into a bar and says....
Hey Bartender..Give me a Beer and Put it on my
Bill!
2006-10-21 15:37:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was trying to impress some construction workers today and fell instead.
2006-10-21 15:38:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
.. So I went to the doctor, and he told me I was overweight. I said "I want a second opinion." He said "Alright... you're ugly too!"
Yuk yuk yuk
2006-10-21 15:39:15 · answer #8 · answered by NolaD 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
click on my character, then click on my questions i`ve asked, then click on the question were i asked something about embarrassing moments, it should have people`s embarrassing moments.
2006-10-21 15:41:19 · answer #9 · answered by girly_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
something funny
2006-10-21 15:37:58 · answer #10 · answered by SUPERSTAR X 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋