Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Answer 1

A tire hit it in the FACE!!!

P.S. kevin is awesome!

...hey, is that bees?

Answer 2

J.R.R. Tolkien has an entertaining "original" version of this nursery rhyme in "The Fellowship of the Ring". It seems that the Man in the Moon came down to carouse at an inn. A cat started playing the fiddle, as the night wore on toward dawn, and the Man in the Moon was "in his cups". Because of the sound of the enchanted music, cows and horses stood on their heads, and the cutlery began dancing a jig. When the fiddle-string broke, the cow jumped over the Moon. I can't recall whether the cow jumped over the Man in the Moon, who was passed out at one of the inn's tables, or whether the cow jumped over the Moon, itself, the coach that the Man in the Moon drove. If it was the Moon, it was because the Moon was parked in the inn's courtyard.

Answer 3

Because the famer had cold hands when he was milking her. lol

Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed to see such a sight
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

Answer 4

For the amusement of the little dog.

Answer 5

he made some goals for his life and is on track to getting all of them

Answer 6

Cause he was tired of answering stupid questions like yours.

Answer 7

cause the cat with the fiddle told him to.

Answer 8

cos it rhymed with 'dish ran away with the spoon'

Answer 9

bec she didnt want her milk fly

Answer 10

to get away from u (just KIdding)