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I wake up and it was cold then hit testicles on the door knob in bathroom. This was 7 hours ago and pain is still there. Ice is no longer solution as I must go to dinner party in approximately 1 hour. Is there creme I can buy? I can not sit on chair properly.

2006-10-21 10:56:37 · 6 answers · asked by Joey 1 in Health General Health Care Injuries

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Be real. You are just pleased that you can write the word testicle (the plural form is testes!!!!) and since you didn't indicate you were a giant...door handles average about 40 inches or more from the floor....Hmmm? For the pain, you might have ruptured the vas deferens, or have a hydrocele or a hematocele or worse a avulsion of....oh never mind...

2006-10-22 02:08:42 · answer #1 · answered by Frank 6 · 0 0

Hemorrhoids are associated with constipation and straining at bowel movements. How to get rid of hemorrhoids https://tr.im/NcZab
Pregnancy is also associated with hemorrhoids. These conditions lead to increased pressure within the hemorrhoidal veins that causes them to swell. Other conditions, for example chronic liver disease, may also cause increased venous pressure and may be associated with hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids are very common and are estimated to occur in up to one-half of the population by age 50.

2016-04-30 07:48:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Darn! Sucks to have door knobs that low. The pain should have subsided by now. Put an ice pack on your berries and you should be fine. "D

**Thanx Ted! Glad someone was smart enough to get my answer! :D

2006-10-21 11:05:33 · answer #3 · answered by peg 5 · 0 1

Best to get this checked by MD or ED if ice and rest not helping. No cream will help a testicular injury.
Feel better ! RN in Ca.

2006-10-21 11:37:04 · answer #4 · answered by JUDY G 5 · 0 1

i know this sounds sick but try preperation H. I know its for hemorrhoids but it should work, there's a numbing agent in it. then go to the dr! thats just not right.

2006-10-21 11:19:53 · answer #5 · answered by Brandi A 1 · 0 1

LOL @ peg, she called you on the BS and she doesn't even have testicles! good job peg!

2006-10-21 17:27:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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