How can I mess his head up or show him that I know while getting satisfying revenge?
2006-10-21 10:29:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I only want one last quick kick before I wipe his existance from my memory, I've never done this before but his lies were so bad! Thank you those people who are not pre-judging, I know those of you who say walk away are right, because I've done it before but this his deserves.
2006-10-21 10:51:10 · update #1
Make him some ex-lax brownies, kidding, let it be, the best revenge is to just not care...
2006-10-21 10:31:31 · answer #1 · answered by tuesday 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am personally all about revenge. It is bad, yeah, but sometimes it is SWEET. Right now, lay low or they will KNOW it was you because it's way too soon to act out. But one night a few months from now, wait until the party gets really loud, then call the cops ANNONYMOUSLY and say they are not only disturbing the peace, but you heard gunshots/shouting/fighting. They have to further investigate. SHould there be any gun/drugs/violations....jail time! P.S. You are really planning to take in all the neighborhood cats and get them shots?! Not your job. Take this one to court and you can win. Those cats are not your responsibility and just the two you own are.
2016-05-22 08:18:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To me, the very best way to get legal, deadly revenge on anyone is to completely cut off any further contact with them. Don't speak, write or answer the phone. Don't return their e-mails or calls. Don't answer their letters. They will never quite understand why you are doing this, and the effect will be as if they did not exist. That is the unkindest cut of all.
Forget the person, they are as if dead.
Believe me, it works. Someone did it to me once.
2006-10-21 10:34:27 · answer #3 · answered by simon2blues 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ooohh... this is my speciality. 4 step plan.
1) Be really nice to him - but secretly take steps to make him lose his job.
2) Fake a job somewhere very far away...
3) When he goes there... he gets annoyed that the place doesn't actually exist.
4) Before he returns... transfer his home's contents into storage - and leave only a key and directions in the middle of the room...
THEN RUN!!!!!
2006-10-21 10:34:34 · answer #4 · answered by OsamaBinBush 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well i would like to say don't bother and just get on with your life but that's just no fun !!!! if you able to still get into his place legally then put prawns down the back of the sofa in the airing cupboard and everywhere else you can think of. then put wall paper paste in his washing powder, also put a clothes dye in his shower head. and the funniest things is to put itching powder in his under wear its a classic !!!! of cause all of these things are very childish and should be avoided at all cost, yeah right !!!
2006-10-21 10:40:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Sleep with his boss
2. Tell him you're a lesbian and your new g/f is a stripper
3. Buy a huge dildo, have it shipped to your old address to your name with a card that reads, "Hope this will satisfy you."
4. Never speak with him ever again.
2006-10-21 10:56:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leave him!He will wish he did not cheat!Let him see you out on the town having a great time,and if he comes up to talk to you act like you are not even interested.That outta push his buttons!
2006-10-21 10:34:44 · answer #7 · answered by Gin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you do anything,he'll know that he hurt you,&& he might get some perverse pleasure knowing that you cared so much.The best revenge is to get another b/f & move on.Good luck.
2006-10-21 11:51:12 · answer #8 · answered by michael k 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just make the ex feel like they're not missed, and that your life is so much better without them that even you are amazed!! Guaranteed to drive them nuts.
2006-10-21 10:55:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretend you have an std he will go crazy knowing that it must have come from him seeing as you are the faithful one
This will really mess with his head.
Worked for me with my ex wife was great seeing her squirm
Have fun
2006-10-21 10:33:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋