My wife was always moaning about the fact that her top lip was alot thinner than her bottom one, so as a surprise I booked her in for some collagen injections to make them more even, it was a complete success and she looked great, especially from above, if you know what I mean!! Anyway she is now moaning about her boobs and bum, no prizes for guessing which she wants bigger and which she wants smaller!! Is she on a slippery slope and is it my fault for starting all this? While i'm on the subject I may as well tell you about her other request which is quite embarrassing for me, well, here goes....She actually wants me to get a penis reduction!! Can you believe it!! She reckons that it resembles a baby's arm holding an apple, and i've been causing her discomfort for all the years we've been together! I don't suppose it would be too bad, and I must admit i'm sick of the end dipping in the water whenever I go for a wee but it is a difficult decision, what do you think ladies and gents?
2006-10-21 09:57:54 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
WOW - Marry me instead.
2006-10-21 10:03:46 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
First of all, leave your manhood alone. It is just perfect the way it is. If she ends up with pain it is because there is not enough foreplay on your part. I know that you like it when she goes down on you, but are you doing the same? Make sure that the portions are clean and get down. Take your time and wait until she begs you to penetrate. You may also use a lubricant, but not until it is time to penetrate. As far as her boobs and buttocks are concerned, I advise that she begin working out since age and sickness love a couch potato and your libido will go out the door. Breasts raise themselves up when she tones up and buttocks, too. Women tend to be too vain for their own good, so keep your eye on her and don't be swayed into nonsense.
Mr. M on "fat lip."
2006-10-21 10:05:53 · answer #2 · answered by Humberto M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For starters you need to tell her she is perfect the way she is. I wish I could afford to fix every flaw I have but then I'd look completely different and still not be happy. Now for the problem with your size bigger is not always better if your truly hurting her then you should check into it for her comfort. Just make sure there is enough left to please her.
2006-10-21 10:11:30 · answer #3 · answered by lil sis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Modest, aren't we?You remind me of Mr Hickey:
Old Mr Hickey
Had a 10 foot mickey,
He showed it to the woman next door,
She thought it was a snake,
Hit it with a rake,And now it's only 5 foot 4.lol.
2006-10-21 10:10:37 · answer #4 · answered by michael k 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well take some of your wee and get the doc to use it on her boobs. Kill two birds with one stone....I bet you can get a deal from the doc too. Make sure you tell him just a LITTLE off the top though.
2006-10-21 10:01:57 · answer #5 · answered by oldman 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you are the penis she wants reduced. The question you asked which is on show ( I gave my wife a fat lip) before you read the rest of your question is really quite abusive.
2006-10-21 10:19:37 · answer #6 · answered by Tatty Ted 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok the question got first off because I thought you had hit her.
But have a tlak with her and ask why she's nagging you about the lib enlargement personally me I wouldn't want bigger lips and on the penis thang come on now how long has she been dealing with the big penis, come on now I'm looking for bigger while my sweet is lock up why would she want you to reduce it, that's like crazy why got from big to little ,that's like going from sugar to ****
2006-10-21 10:06:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...phew! when i saw your question i was gonna come in and give you a good slating for physically giving her a thick lip..oooh i have an evil mind..that was until i saw the rest of your post..lol....it's nice of you to do this for her, yes if you are making her happy...then get her them boobs she wants...my botton lip is thicker than my top...with age they do get thinner, (not saying i am old) i would love to make mine a bit bigger, also have my boobs done, but for now i am quite happy with what i have, if i could afford it i would go for some minor adjustments, but nothing like Leah from big brother, thats a bit OTT i think...by the way...tell her not to complain about your todger...theres alot of things you can do with a pair of boobs and a big member..get my drift...wink wink
2006-10-21 15:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
she sounds like she is obssesed with her looks. alot of women get this way. and it's very possible to get addicted to surgery, even though it's very small plastic surgery procedures. maybe consider making her see a shrink. a psychiatrist does not mean you are crazy, it means you need help from someone or somewhere else. and the 'penis' reduction ... no. no no no. ask her how it would feel to get a vagina IMPLANT and see if she likes how that feels.
2006-10-21 10:03:45 · answer #9 · answered by jboi2k06 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well if you go along with this you have more money than sense!
Give the money to me instead, I could do with buying a new home and I'm sure I could learn to nag enough for you to part with your money!
2006-10-21 10:03:54 · answer #10 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's your address and I'll save you some money and send your wife the same tool I sent to Lorena Bobbitt.
2006-10-21 10:00:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋