I've got a ridiculously massive penis and I want to have it reduced to a standard 9 inch...Please help...
2006-10-21 07:17:54 · 26 answers · asked by Hacker 3 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Never mind pills, could you come round to my house on Thursday, my husband will be away for a few days.
2006-10-21 07:47:16 · answer #1 · answered by Twisty 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-05-22 07:56:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, aren't you a big boy? Where do I find a chopper chart?, but if 9" is standard. They must have scraped the bottom of the barrel when they dished out mine, doubt if it would even register. Maybe Robin Starch could help me now!. I had fun with mine in years gone by. Time was when on it's own accord, would from my trousers spring. But as old age approaches it sure gives me the blues,. To see it hang it's weary head and watch me clean my shoes.
Try the Internet for pills, they couldn't help me!!!!!!
2006-10-21 08:02:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
find yourself a more accommodating woman or a good plastic surgeon , and give a thought to all the poor guys who would kill for 7 inches .....since when has 9 been standard
2006-10-21 07:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by hobbit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-06-26 07:01:22 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Standard 9 inch? What planet is that on? Maybe you should ask someone from there. You guys obviously all have bigger penises there.
2006-10-21 07:21:34 · answer #6 · answered by Michael 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look at a nude picture of Whoopi Goldberg, problem solved. Why do you want to reduce it? You could be the next John Holmes (well-endowed dead porn star)!
2006-10-21 07:21:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would suggest lithium orotate. it is used in the treatment of psychosis. I am not sure that there are any medicnes available for a massively distorted ego
2006-10-21 07:23:42 · answer #8 · answered by Vinni and beer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stay as your are. Bet if you had a smaller one you would be longing for a big one.
The bottom line is to know how to use it and get someone that will love you with that and support it.
All right?
2006-10-21 07:21:34 · answer #9 · answered by Rosita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a good long look at Anna Nicole Smith.
2006-10-21 07:19:03 · answer #10 · answered by Izzy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋