how can you annoy ppl?

Answer 1

I ask a lot of idiotic questions and do a lot of physical poking.

Answer 2

- Specify that your drive-through order is "to go.”
- Speak only in a "robot" voice.
- If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
- Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
- Sniffle incessantly.
- Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles
- Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
- Name your dog "Dog.”
- Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think.”
- Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace.”
- Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot.”
- Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
- Practice making fax and modem noises.
- Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
- Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
- Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
- Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
- Staple papers in the middle of the page.
- Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way.”
- Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
- Honk and wave to strangers.
- Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
- Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
- Ask people what gender they are.
- Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
- Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy.

Answer 3

From experience from annoying pple-

1. Walk around them in circles
2. Call them ALL the time
3. Talk constantly to them
4. Follow them EVERYWHERE!

All this has happened 2 me

Answer 4

Tell them to wash their hands after playing with the dog, before going into the refrigerator

Answer 5

Ask funny questions...sing annoying songs...do ur chain hand low.....sing funny theme songs...Im a goofy goober...or just idnore them...and while they're talkin about somethin important don't look at them...turn away....and read or something like that.

Answer 6

I've got annoying people down to a fine art without even trying!!! Its my mutant power!

Answer 7

Sing "The Song That Never Ends".

Answer 8

Stand outside the bathroom door and sing to them while they are pooping. That should annoy them.

Answer 9

By asking them how I can annoy people.

Answer 10

Chew gum loudly