2006-10-21 06:36:36 · 25 answers · asked by vendastic 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
One, He stands there and expects the world to revolve around him
2006-10-21 06:38:20 · answer #1 · answered by Buffy Summers 6 · 3⤊ 6⤋
One, but my question is how many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? None- in a light bulb but they screw the public so it just takes one liberal to screw the public
2006-10-21 07:35:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many members of the Bush Administration
are needed to replace a lightbulb?
The Answer is TEN:
1. One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the lightbulb or for darkness.
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new lightbulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Lightbulb Change Accomplished."
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark."
8. One to viciously smear #7.
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
2006-10-21 07:16:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
To Fred. C Dobbs. Read your history mate. Who saved the US from the W.S.C? (That's Wall Street Crash but you probably only know about these things from the movies.) A Democrat. Who created the problem? A Republican. Now before you start shouting your mouth off you had better make sure you know your facts. But I suspect you are just a knee-jerk unthinking **** who votes for whoever Fox News tells you to vote. You are a sheep. If you are so keen on Bush policy why don't sign up for the army. Put your money where your mouth is or put your money and mouth away. And that goes for all you you unthinking racist *****.
and the answer to the question is this: 4
1) Bush to ask Rice "What's a Lightbulb?"
2) Rice to get CIA advice
3) CIA to get a man in
4) Rumsfeld to order the torture and execution of the old one.
2006-10-21 06:59:59 · answer #4 · answered by wilf69 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
None. He'll get Rummy to do it for him but since he doesn't have an exit strategy for the old bulb he won't be able to complete the task.
BTW-Some of the people on this board really need to lighten up. Presidents have always been satirized and made fun of, Why should Bush be any different. Especially when it's sooo easy.
2006-10-21 07:10:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It takes only one bush to screw in a light bulb. At least that's what I saw when my girlfriend was standing on her head on a stepladder and kind of turning....well, you had to be there...I have pictures...yeah, I was kind enough to wait till she climbed down before I flipped the switch...kind of an acrid, burning smell for a moment or two...hmmmm
2006-10-21 06:45:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well it burned out from clinton and knowing him,he sold the remaining bulbs out to other countries,or better yet one but the light bulb was the wrong size 'cause democrats cant seem to get it right or see the light(at least past their own greed)so we are out of bulbs
2006-10-21 07:03:23 · answer #7 · answered by stygianwolfe 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Ten less than it does Clintons.
Clintons think that screwing a light bulb in is a sexual act.
Sometimes they hurt themselves.
2006-10-21 07:12:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-zero
they want the Government to do it for them
2006-10-21 06:41:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
George Bush is cabable of changing a light bulb by himself. How original are you? All of your questions seem to doubt anything Republican. What have the Democrats ever done for you besides make you empty promises?
2006-10-21 06:48:46 · answer #10 · answered by Fred C. Dobbs 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Every time you make a derogatory remark about the President of the United States you make our Country look bad elsewhere. Thank God this a free Country, because you probably would be severely punished for it in another Country.
2006-10-21 06:44:28 · answer #11 · answered by happy 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋