I only ask this question because my friend Tammy is getting pretty darn W I D E back there and she refuses to admit it!
She blames everything from the mirror to the blue jean companies.
I mean if you can't see your whole backside after you take 12 steps away from the mirror then it's time for a diet!
2006-10-21 05:55:29 · 18 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
WTF !? I am NOT fat !!
I'd hate to be your mirror. Wouldn't that fvcking suck !!
"Damnit, I have to look at this aS$hole again today !"
2006-10-21 06:40:27 · answer #1 · answered by Tammy ™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, taking it from personal experience, my butt was doing just that. As a former Aerobics Instructor/Personal Trainer who ate, slept, and crapped fitness and a tight body, you just can't bear to fall prey to aging and gravity. Two very detrimental factors which will totally destroy one's self image. We must take matters into our own hands, so to speak. It is not the jeans' company or the mirrors. I know, I was that way. But once you are determined to fight back, then look out. The biggest challenge is begining. After that the rest is easy!!!! Although I do want to know where in the hell did they come up with a size 0 ? They've got to be fukn kidding me.....
2006-10-21 17:08:29 · answer #2 · answered by Psycho 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know how wide my butt is anymore. I got rid of the long mirror as soon as I got a glimpse of the middle age spread. Tell your friend to get rid of that damn mirror, they seem to make us wider than we really are. And damn those blue jean companies, to think I trusted them all these years to make me look thinner. Blame them for all this middle age spread crap! They just wanted more profit for making larger jeans, to he11 with them I say! And you know where you can stick that diet at, don't you? HA! Down with blue jeans, give me them sweats!
Oh, I feel better now, thanks!
Had to come back, I forgot to give you my source.
2006-10-21 13:18:42 · answer #3 · answered by Dottie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've never tried blaming the mirror for the size of my wide behind! Hmmm, maybe I'll try that. Oh wait. It's not the mirror that's making my butt wider, it's my love of snacks that's making it wider! Doh!
2006-10-21 12:58:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
well id blame the mirror and the clothes they shrink wen u wash em also the companies that make clothes are getting there sizes wrong hahaha
2006-10-21 13:41:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"OBJECTS MAY APPEAR CLOSER THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE"~~does not apply to wide bottoms! Of course, I blame it on the cheap clothes! The more you spend on clothing, the smaller the size it is!!
2006-10-21 19:38:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought men loved big butts. Am i missing something here.
2006-10-21 13:04:31 · answer #7 · answered by latasha 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i <3 My ghetto Bootay! lol
2006-10-21 13:00:06 · answer #8 · answered by crunkchick35 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not MY fault, it's all the old ladies at work who keep feeding me cake and crap!
2006-10-21 12:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Have you looked at yours lately maybe your is getting wide also.
2006-10-21 13:01:39 · answer #10 · answered by Sexy-n-Hot 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you sure like to stir the pot, don't you?....of course, if you didn't, you just wouldn't be you :p
2006-10-22 18:11:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋