After a night on the drink I awoke this morning feeling rather rough, I made my way to the bathroom and went to brush my teeth when I noticed that I had a piece of string hanging out of my mouth, I tried pulling it out but couldn't shift it so I cut off the string and swallowed it. I made my way downstairs and the wife was in a right strop with me, apparently when I came in last night I had blood all round my mouth and on my chin, some git must have punched me!! Now that I mention it, I was chatting up some blonde bird, maybe she had a jealous boyfriend!!
2006-10-21 04:50:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
LOL LOL LOL LOL ,OUCH IT HURTS!! LOL LOL....
2006-10-21 05:17:30 · answer #1 · answered by Ã?â?¥Ã?ÄPixie Queen~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll tell you what happened. That blonde girl owned a farm.
the string- it's a piece of wool from that sheep and you caught yourself on the barb wire.
your wife was in a strop, because the man next door didn't get a chance to get out the bedroom wardrobe!
no teabags were harmed during the incident.
2006-10-21 05:00:03 · answer #2 · answered by brainlady 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's not a tea bag.
You were pissed out of your mind - to the degree you swallowed a tampon while you were doing the number on that blonde.
She told you she has period, you did not listen. You insisted on puttin your head there, didn't ya?
And, you have a wife? You deserve every bit of that string both in your throat and up your a-s-s.
2006-10-21 05:10:51 · answer #3 · answered by Nightrider 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I always thought tea bagging was to do with a bloke putting his balls in your mouth and you suck on them, therefore i hope you haven't swallowed a tea bag.
LOL.
But thats what you get for getting drunk that you can't remember.
and what are you doing chatting up birds when you have a wife?
2006-10-21 04:56:33 · answer #4 · answered by Sarah S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dearie me. What a pickle you're in. You do realise that tampons swell on contact with moisture? I suggest you get your sorry @rse to A&E as soon as you have the first sign of intestinal obstruction.
Alternatively, go to a creative writing class and learn how to write a really funny story. :)
2006-10-21 06:37:43 · answer #5 · answered by Nurse Soozy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You deserve for than a whack, if you are chatting up birds, when you've got a wife.
2006-10-21 04:52:47 · answer #6 · answered by siany warny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it was a tampon make sure it wasnt the cheapy kind that will fall apart internally. Yuk
2006-10-21 05:13:41 · answer #7 · answered by vic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well your answer is simple. STOP trying to be with other girls. If you have a wife stop going out and flirting with some bimbo.
2006-10-21 06:37:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely not. Think about it: the chemicals come out of the "grains" to turn the water into tea.
2016-05-22 07:41:53 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe Tam is after ur blood ....u know Mr Pax ...
2006-10-21 05:10:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, thats a great story to tell the lil ones.
2006-10-21 04:53:56 · answer #11 · answered by Rayknee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋