2006-10-21 04:08:40 · 26 answers · asked by Lucsan 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Depends on how many committees they form to look into the methodology of changing a light bulb... it could be tied up for 7-8 months until a final resolution is ready... but then they need to take bids for the light bulb changing... so that could be up to a year and over 300 people directly involved with the process.
2006-10-21 04:13:22 · answer #1 · answered by Zloar 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
It would go to a vote wether lightbulbs should be state funded or they should tax lightbulb sales to pay for government lightbulbs and then put someone in charge of lightbulb tax and distribution. Then some brightspark MP will go against the idea bringing the whole motion to a collapse.
So the lightbulb is wrapped in red tape and left as it would be ethically wrong to change the lightbulb if said occupant was to pay for said lightbulb with personal finances.
A few years down the line all the lightbulbs will need changing and the poloticians truly will be in the dark both litterally and figurativley
2006-10-21 04:27:29 · answer #2 · answered by geoffrey2312 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't imagine the bulb would EVER be changed. There'd be too much discussion about the correct wattage of the bulb, whether the bulb should be tinted, if the wattage and tint would somehow discriminate against a certain group....Bottom line: we'd all be in the dark just as we are now.
2006-10-21 04:17:18 · answer #3 · answered by clarity 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The number in the current administration. No, I doubt they could collectively change a light bulb. It would require a certain level of intelligence.
2006-10-21 05:16:32 · answer #4 · answered by Marc h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would burn out before the legislation would pass....
How many doctors?
- depends on what kind of insurance the light bulb has
How many feminists?
- 3. One to form the committee, one for support, and one to write the song about how the socket is exploited
How many New Yorkers?
- None of your @##$# business!
How many mothers?
- None. I'd rather just sit here in the dark wondering why my children don't do it. Why don't they call?
How many alcoholics?
- Just 1. The room spins around them
and finally.....
George Bush?
- None. I just hold it up in the air. The world revolves around me
2006-10-21 04:22:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Houses of Parliament full of politicians to legislate the authorisation for a Special Forces unit to actually change it.
2006-10-21 10:19:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-21 04:17:37 · answer #7 · answered by canada1usa0 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well. a lot of congressman have there little helpers to check out there bulbs. whenever they wont to.the nice young boy helpers.. who will do much to get a head .Especially the Republican congressman I hear.They seem to be in the dark quite a bit lately.
2006-10-21 04:15:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You think a politician would change a light bulb? No way! They would ask one of their junior staff members to do it for them. ;-)
2006-10-21 04:12:45 · answer #9 · answered by Leah 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you mean a "dim bulb"? It takes all of us voting to change the low-watt people running the show now. :)
http://www.vote-smart.org
2006-10-21 04:34:29 · answer #10 · answered by michaelbellman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋