2006-10-21 03:27:35 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
the one he bought her probably
2006-10-21 03:29:14 · answer #1 · answered by emmamac14 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How about this for funny.
News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney.
Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"
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"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this"
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It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement hasn't been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.
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Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity May have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over".
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Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at night and find her legless"
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Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a plane but then he gave her a Lady-Shave for the other leg.
2006-10-21 10:42:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I,d like to cut the other fu_kin one off the lying bast_rd!!
Macca was married to Lynda for all of those years & NEVER once was there anything said about his violent behaviour, its bollo_ks.
I know a close friend of Pauls in liverpool & Pauls ALWAYS been a good family man NEVER have one of his kids ever said anything about him either.
You can ALWAYS tell when Heather the sl_g Mills is going to tell another lye, her FUC_IN lips move.
She should be entitled no Fu_k all of his money that he made up to they got married & from then om only get a few quid!!
Before they met She was nothing more than an Expensive who_e & a 1 legged one @ that who used to sh_g A, RABBS!!
I,ve just heard & Macca has brought her & plane!!
A lathe And some fu_kin sandpaper
2006-10-21 10:36:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
It remains to be seen what exactly Heather is accusing Paul off and what she has to prove it. My guess is we'll never know because they will settle out of court. Heather's just making a noise it would appear to get him to compromise to a higher payout. If there is nothing to her allegations though (and it is hard to imagine Paul being like that though we'll never really know) I think Paul would feel hurt and angered enough to not take his usual part and settle quietly but instead call her bluff and go to court with it.
I read all the puns thinking to myself how cruel they were...and they are! But let me say I think Macca has the leg up on this...
*sorry, couldn't help it*
2006-10-21 10:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by Tarun Banerjee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't be criticized for your question. Heather brings it on herself by constantly calling to and using her handicap when it suits her. The cop who ran her over says she wasn't looking and ran right into him. The cop had to retire because of the injuries he suffered in that accident and Heather "walked" away with $328,000. When the news of the divorce hit, she's shown all over the world in a wheelchair because she needed surgery on the her "leg". When Linda was dying of breast cancer, Paul said the last two years of her life were hell for her as it went into her liver. The month before her death, I saw a picture of Linda smiling and applauding her daughter Stella's accomplishments as a designer. Never a word of complaint and she died as she lived, with Paul and her children at her side and with dignity and love. In memory of Linda Eastman McCartney.
2006-10-21 11:31:15 · answer #5 · answered by Debra D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Macca must have been incredibly naive to have risked his millions without a water tight prenuptial agreement.
Maybe others will learn from this high profile case.
2006-10-21 10:36:19 · answer #6 · answered by Clive 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
no, she has 2
2006-10-21 10:32:43 · answer #7 · answered by naughty boy 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont know but its about time she stood on her own two feet, i read that Macca always said she was legless 2, hahaha.
2006-10-21 10:31:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha!!! I actually think it IS funny!
She's an evil she-devil and deserves to get NOTHING out of our beloved Macca! What a gold digger. Poor Linda is spinning out of control in her grave.
2006-10-21 10:30:02 · answer #9 · answered by QueenOfChaos 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They should do what was suggested last night on "Have I got news for You": Paul should suggest that if he were to give two million to charity, would SHE settle for ten million? That way she'd look good if she accepted because charity would get £2m, and HE would look good for offering it. On the other hand, if she turned it down, SHE would look like the cunning greedy little cow that she is, and although the charity would now get nothing, HE WOULD STILL LOOK GOOD for having made the offer!!
2006-10-21 12:14:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to a famous divorce lawyer on tv last week, she is entitled to something, but not as much as she is asking for. They weren't married long enough.
2006-10-21 11:52:52 · answer #11 · answered by Big Bear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋