What is the funniest thing you know?
Just tell me something funny and who ever makes me laugh the most will get best answer (10 points) I could use a good laugh.
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Blu
2006-10-21 02:47:43 · 16 answers · asked by Blu 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A joke I received from the internet:
"This is something to think about when negative people are doing their Best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable.
"A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:
" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline.
Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late.
So, where are you staying in Rome ?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its going to be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is poor and they're overpriced. So, whatcha' doing when you get there?"
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
A month later the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .
"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel was great!
They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"
"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican , a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five
minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."
"Oh really! What'd he say?"
He said: "Where'd you get the shitty hairdo?"
Hope you laughed as hard as I did!
Thanks for asking...
2006-10-21 02:54:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One day a Blonde was stuck driving in a Snow Storm.
Nervous, she remembered the words of her father:
"Honey, if you're ever stuck in a Snow Storm, just follow a Snow Plow".
She waited, and soon enough a Snow Plow arrived.
She followed the Snow Plow for about 45 minutes, when the driver stopped and got out and asked her what she was doing?
She told him about what her father had told her.
He said, "Okay" "I'm done with the K-Mart Parking Lot, would you like to follow me over to the Wal*Mart Parking Lot"?
2006-10-21 03:32:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anton Mathew 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We must sing our alma mata, We must sing our alma mata
When I was a little bitty boy my grandmotha bought me a cute little toy,
Silver bells hanging on a string,
She told me it was my ding a ling a ling
Then mama took me to gramma school
but I stopped off in the vestabule
every time that bell woould ring
Catch me playing with my ding a ling a ling
Once i was swimmin cross turtle creek
man them snappers all around my feet
sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hand holding my ding a ling a ling
Next I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and took a turable fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling a ling
This here song it ain't so bad
The cutest little song you ever had
Those of you who will not sing
you must be playing with your own ding a ling
Your own ding a ling
your own ding a ling
We caught you playing with your own ding a ling
My ding a ling
everybody sing
I want you to play with my ding a ling
every body my
oh my
I want you to play with my ding a ling.
2006-10-21 03:03:56 · answer #3 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde change her baby's diaper once a week?
The box said "Up to 20 pounds"
2006-10-21 02:49:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
if a smile is contagious, all of us will be mad by now, good day to you and thank you for the 2 points
2006-10-21 02:57:19 · answer #5 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat!
2006-10-21 02:56:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happy Sweetish Day!!!
2006-10-21 02:50:00 · answer #7 · answered by DSPARKLE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi I hope this new version of xmas song will make u laugh.
Jingle balls,jingle balls hanging on the wall, one side big one side small once u touch it, it will fall!
Hope u like it. bye.
2006-10-21 03:07:59 · answer #8 · answered by scott 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm good at falling down.
2006-10-21 02:49:19 · answer #9 · answered by Clown Knows 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The grass is only greener on the other side if your on it!! Thank you; Have a good one...........
2006-10-21 02:56:21 · answer #10 · answered by 800 bound 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋