ive often gotten into situations with these d**ks before and usually end up being trumped by them. Maybe the best way is to suss out which amongst them is the alpha male and take the punk down, so all the little geeks around him run for their mummies. gimme your ideas...maybe mine is a bit too negative. maybe peace is the answer
2006-10-21 02:16:34 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Anthropology
The biggest one isn't already the ringleader, the one with the biggest mouth probably is. Big mouth is the one to take if you're going to retaliate.
2006-10-21 02:30:33 · answer #1 · answered by phooey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ordinary folk out number them thousands to one,..just need a bit of unified thinking...
As you well know they only come out in numbers...
So I guess the leader with his support is the the bloke youre after..
Or you could put several photos on a web site called the site of shame, All mouth No action ,pointing out all aspects of that persons weak being i.e. Who he picks on that dont or cant fight back how badly dressed he is All the bad shots if that is you have a power lens and catch him in his most embarrasing poses..picking his nose or doing his jack the lad bullying..ahh yes tis not a good thing for the public to see of ones self let alone the whole world..And part of the notice could say all shown items remains on this site untill they behave.
Hehe Id do it like a news report..todays jerk off of the day is joe bloggs who beats up old ppl and breaks into their cars..If you see this person please say'' there he is'' from a safe distance ,,,Imagine the amount of ppl who have seen the site ,saying there he is when he or they are walking the streets..
Theyd look even funny with their new disguises...
2006-10-21 09:46:30 · answer #2 · answered by James C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My lad and 3 of his mates were mugged by chavs on their way home from school.
Sadly for the chavs my lad and his mates are a sarcastic bunch of goths. Nice lads, as long as you don't rub them up the wrong way. Chavs are loud but slow witted. So when the mouthy Lead Chav demanded they turn out their pockets, they did.
They gave him some fluff, a sweet wrapper, 2p and walked off.
He turned up a few minutes later with his mates in tow and demanded their mobile phones and Ipods, so they laughed at him. Then quietly explained they would push him under a bus if he didn't f*ck off.
I think it was the lack of drama the chavs couldn't deal with. I'm proud of you, son!
2006-10-21 09:41:52 · answer #3 · answered by sarah c 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best way is to ignore them! That's what I do, there are loads where I live and they seem to hate it when nobody takes any notice of their crude language and tacky clothes! I sometimes wish I was a celebrity or someone all the chavs really aspire to, then I'd go up to them and ask them why they dress like tossers and act like them too!
2006-10-21 09:19:02 · answer #4 · answered by claire 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's a bit difficult when you're faced with idiots who think that the height of wit is to call you a wanker and you can't get too strong with your insults back because you'd probably get beaten up if they got the insult. I normally say that I respect everybody in the same way that they respect me - or less. That way they've got no reason to attack you, but you've got a moral victory. Please don't call them punks though. We punks are intelligent and have gone through hell to get the respect we eventually deserved.
2006-10-21 11:11:42 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Sid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the cops and get them to issue an ASBO.
Alternatively, buy a sherbert fountain, eat the yummy grub then fill it with soap powder. Pretend you are eating it when you walk passed them and then let them take it off you. Run like mad!!! Walk back to the spot about an hour later and you will find piles of sick on the pavement. Hehehehehe
2006-10-21 11:10:17 · answer #6 · answered by sue l 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wear loose pants and no belt and no underwear.. When they surround you allow your pants to drop. Most of these idiots are homophobic and they will all get out of your way...Which of any of these insecure men would want to be seen wrestling or fighting with a naked guy.....Yikes someone might see and get the wrong idea ruining their distorted image of manhood.
2006-10-21 10:21:49 · answer #7 · answered by ray b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
iv just takin up boxing to deal with those unfortunate situations..if you stick at it youl become confident enough to go up and simply say "ok who is the tough guy here...common then try and f**k me up"tease him untill he goes into a range then beat the sh*t out of him..the rest will watch in disbaleif and they wont go near you because they know they will get beaten up worse.
2006-10-21 12:16:09 · answer #8 · answered by Gareth A 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shout 'Hey guys, whats 6 x 2?' And then make a run for it while they try to figure it out.
2006-10-21 09:27:09 · answer #9 · answered by * * Princess * * 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Flash the secrete Cut-N-Shoot South Side sign that will scare the hell out of them
2006-10-21 09:24:12 · answer #10 · answered by Steve A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋