My wife is out of town, I can't sleep unless she nags me for a bit. will you do it for her?
2006-10-21 01:50:30 · 18 answers · asked by Roscoe P Coletrain..yip yip 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I have a headache
2006-10-21 01:58:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why are you sitting in front of the computer when you could be doing other things? Have you done the dishes yet? No, I don't suppose you have. You'll just leave them all piled up in the sink,waiting for me. Any idea how hard it is to get burnt pans clean? No,and i don't suppose you care. Why have you left your dirty clothes all over the bedroom?...and make that bed,you don't have to be a genius to do that. Turn that tv off,it's just wasting electricity and get the vacuum cleaner out,for once in your life.Have a good time while I'm away
2006-10-21 09:00:14 · answer #2 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you take out the garbage? What are all these dishes doing in the sink. I though I told you to tell that worthless brother of yours that he is no longer welcome in this house if he continues to bring all those trampy dates over and then proceeds to maul them at the table. If I want porn, I'll go on the internet. And I don't want another lost weekend of sports when there is a lot to do in the garden.
This place is becoming the eyesore of the neighborhood. All we would need is a car up on blocks in the yard and it would be complete. I'll tell you something, Mister, there is going to be a whole lot of changes around here. College Football of Saturday, regular football on Sunday. When are you going to get off that fat butt of yours and contribute to the running of this house?
Does that works? Oh, look. He's sleeping like a baby
2006-10-21 08:55:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ok.
how about you actaully do something with yur life instead of siting down and staring at the computer all day and all night. You know i do things in life to make you happy. i clean the dishes, mop the floors, clean the bathroom, look after the kids, vaccuum, and the list goes on. How about you get off your butt and do something huh? And i even cook for you. Everything you have always wanted i get for you but what do you do for me? NOTHING. geesh.
lol
2006-10-21 09:09:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the toilet seat down, take out the trash, you're not going to where THAT are you?, do you really have to fart all the time?, quit picking your nose, are going to sleep all day? Now go to bed and have a good night.
2006-10-21 09:07:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop looking at that girl.
Where are you going, take me with you
Pay 4 this pay 4 that
I want 5 different things on Valentines day.
2006-10-21 09:03:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey honey:nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag:if this does not help:watch Oprah you sleep of boredom in 5 minutes.
2006-10-21 08:54:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why did you leave your dirty socks on the floor again???
And your underwear turned up in the laundry basket, how long till I'll have taught you the right way??
You forgot to pre-rinse you dishes too.
hope that helps.
2006-10-21 08:55:29 · answer #8 · answered by wallsuds 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
K Did you take out the garbage? Did you remember to cut the grass? Blah Blah Blah Is that enough?
2006-10-21 08:52:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey fella, get up and do something constructive! Call her amd plan a great get together upon her return to you!
2006-10-21 09:34:17 · answer #10 · answered by cadaholic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... no... take two or three Benadryl pills and then you'll sleep like a baby!
2006-10-21 09:35:59 · answer #11 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋