See, there's this girl and I really want her to notice me. A lot of guys around just kind of strut around trying to look bad. When I do that I just get beat up. So, I'm thinking, go with my talents. I can hock up a good lung oyster and shoot it about 30 feet. I can pinch off one side of my nose and blast a nose missile about 8 feet. Do you think that will work?
2006-10-21 01:42:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ya walk up to her and say
'hey, do you like animals?'
and she'll say 'yes'
then you say 'how about snakes'
and she'll say 'i can't dislike an animal just because its not cute and cuddly'
so you say 'how about a trouser snake'
so she'll say 'ooooh, whats a trouser snake'
and that's your cue to whip it out and impress the crap outta her!!!
2006-10-22 13:32:35 · answer #1 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol...Actually I'm going to give you a serious answer to this one, because hell, I'm just in one of those moods tonight:
1. Dress Well (a black or white shirt is nice, and open up the buttons a bit at the front, a chain is optional, no sneakers, and no white socks)
2. Wear a killer cologne (a woman will take a second look at a man who smells good)
3. No foul breath please. Actually I find the smell of cigarettes and beer quite appealing on a man...call me weird.
4. Be a gentleman and open doors for her, pay the bill and don't accept her offer to pay half...extremely important on a first date...later on in the relationship, she can pay for stuff and even buy you expensive things, but in the earlies, a man should pay.
5. Make her laugh. Comedy is a great way to break the ice.
6. Compliment her. Tell her how nice she looks and how pretty her eyes are, etc...but don't lie...mean what you say.
7. I find this trick always works...at the end of the date, look at her like you want to kiss her, but don't...just give her a hug and a lingering peck on her cheek...believe me she is going to be dreaming about that almost kiss that night.
Hopefully after the first date, she will be waiting by the phone for your call.
2006-10-21 23:51:18 · answer #2 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take her to a expensive restaurant and get her a steak with flowers as the center piece. After take her to a balcony and stare at the stars for a while and say "this is all for you, i have made this all for you" wait a while and then kiss her. If that doesn't work just give her perfume and a nice dress.
2006-10-21 08:47:42 · answer #3 · answered by J.B. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a spare set of condoms.
When you are driving her and you are waiting at traffic lights, make sure you overtake the car with the nerd driver next to you.
2006-10-21 08:46:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Some girls are really into mucous. Try this. I'll bet it will work. Good luck.
2006-10-21 08:45:40 · answer #5 · answered by jgbarber65 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
win the gold medal in a sport you like with she watching
2006-10-21 08:46:02 · answer #6 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just be yourself. Show her that you're really interested with her. Good luck!!
2006-10-21 08:45:04 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best way to impress a girl is to be a gentlemen. open the car door, pay for dinner, be polite................ don't try to show off its unattractive.
2006-10-21 08:50:48 · answer #8 · answered by T.s. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can do weird things too,even to you Would you like me then?Are you impressed.If so e-mail me and lets boogy.
2006-10-21 08:46:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmmmmmm. not unless your doing something else while hocking up that huge loogie
2006-10-21 08:45:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋