fart
2006-10-20 22:40:37
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, the old standards work quite well - salt in the sugar dispenser.
But in this day and age, I would go for something like - ordering a large combination of food and question each item for:
Fair trade
Non GMO
Organic
Free range
Low sodium
Gluten free
Low fat (especially for deep fried items)
Vegetarian (for meal items)
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2006-10-21 05:41:20
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answer #2
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answered by GoogleRules 3
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Take a dead cockroach to the restaurant.Order and eat to your heart's content.Now use the roach to your advantage and create a brouhaha about the hygiene and the effect its had on you and how ur gonna sue the restaurant,you can now leave safely without paying the bill.
2006-10-21 05:51:35
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Eat 2 cans of beans and wash it down with something carbonated.Should lead to a ripping good time.
2006-10-21 06:07:38
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answer #4
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answered by Drew 4
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Pay for your purchase in pennies. The line-up behind you would bring the chaos.
2006-10-21 05:45:36
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answer #5
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answered by matt 2
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hide a dead fly or other bug in your food after its served, then call the waitress, throw a fit and demand that your table get a free meal.
2006-10-21 05:48:12
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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In starbucks..use up all the freebies(sugar, milk, creamer, etc.) hehe. u can also try making a really huge fart.
2006-10-21 05:42:38
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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spike the coffe or like umm buy beer/wine for everyone
2006-10-21 05:42:03
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answer #8
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answered by bob 3
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Underarm fart.
2006-10-21 05:44:40
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answer #9
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answered by elliebear 7
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