my room isnt big enough to swing a cat in where can I find a smaller cat?
2006-10-20 21:50:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
Just cut the fu cker in half, solves the problem and is twice the fun!!!!!!!!!! x
2006-10-20 22:39:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hope you don't mean swinging a cat by its tail. I hope you mean you want to get a cat and you don't think the place is big enough.
2006-10-20 21:54:08 · answer #2 · answered by Just Bein' Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had that problem 2 bt stick with it.u will grow 2 love the banging sound of its head against the wall +in time kittys size will reduce as u keep slammin the crap out of it then u will b able 2 go back 2 happily swinging
2006-10-20 21:59:15 · answer #3 · answered by Nellynoo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you want something really small to swing, I suggest that you cut off your penis and use that. This will have the added benefit of reducing your frustration and help you to think more rationally without the distraction of ungratified desire.
2006-10-20 22:25:10 · answer #4 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Laboratory Mouse!
2006-10-20 22:12:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Swing a hamster instead.
2006-10-20 21:52:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
try a new game like hamster darts sellotape them to a dart board and aim at them they squeak if you get a good spot like bowels anus or eyes
2006-10-21 01:22:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
use a kitten or consider a large rodent like a rat
2006-10-20 21:52:31 · answer #8 · answered by orfeo_fp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get rid of the stuff you really do not need..and make a spot for that kitty! :)
2006-10-20 21:52:31 · answer #9 · answered by yahooaddict 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not the cat man. you need to spring for a bigger apartment.
2006-10-20 21:52:06 · answer #10 · answered by ~brigit~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋