How would Samuel L Jackson cuss out each the following celebrities?

Question

10 points for the funniest SLJ cuss outs. No Celeb defending

Osama Bin Laden
Carrie Underwood
Dr Phil
The Snuggle Fabric Softner Bear
Matthew Lescko
Gilbert Gottfried
Wesley Snipes
Jack Black
Stewie Griffin
Paula Deen
Jeff Corwin
Deepak Chopra
Spongebob Squarepants
Jennifer Lopez
Hilary Duff
Larry The Cable Guy
Owen Wilson
Eric Mark Karr
Hugh Grant
See how many cuss outs you can make up only choose these celebs and no insultin me or other participants

Answer 1

Osama Bin Laden SHUT THE F**K UP!!!
Carrie Underwood NOT EVEN WORTH IT B**CH
Dr Phil GET SOME F**KING RESPECT FOR YOURSELF
The Snuggle Fabric Softner Bear SH**!!!
Matthew Lescko DO I SOUND LIKE I WANNA MAKE FAST MONEY?? SHUT YO F**KIN' MOUTH!!!!
Gilbert Gottfried YO A STUPID A**!!!
Wesley Snipes GET YO PU**Y A** OUTTA AFRICA B**CH
Jack Black YOUR STILL FUNNY... BUT YOUR A FAT A** SELLOUT B**CH!!!
Stewie Griffin F**K YOU!!! YOUR NOT FUNNY!!! IM NOT LAUGHING B**CH!!!
Paula Deen I DON'T F**KING KNOW YOU B**CH!!!!
Jeff Corwin YOU SHOULD BE DEAD MOTHAF**KER, NOT IRWIN
Deepak Chopra F**K!!!!
Spongebob SquarepantsNO, I'M NOT F**KING READY!!!
Jennifer Lopez MAN YO *** IS FINE, YA STUPID F**K!!!
Hilary Duff B**CH
Larry The Cable Guy "GIT R DONE" GET A F**KING BRAIN
Owen Wilson NO, F**K!!!!
Eric Mark Karr SH**!
Hugh Grant LIMEY A** CHEATIN' MOTHA F**KA
See how many cuss outs you can make up only choose these celebs and no insultin me or other participants

Answer 2

Will Ferrel and Jack Black are the stereotypical "dumb men". Tom Cruise is the stereotypical "motion hero". Johnny Depp is the stereotypical "mysterious man". It's referred to as typecasting. And it is a very demanding fashion amongst Hollywood writers.

Answer 3

Dude, that Osama BLEEPIN Bin Laden....I'm glad that BLEEP is over there and not here because I'd kick the living BLEEP out of that BLEEPER.

Sorry but I don't cuss.