"CAROLINA(I REMEMBER YOU)," muttered Matt Dillon, in his sleep. Kitty rolled over and looked at him tenderly..."What did you say,Matt? Did you say, 'Kitty I want to marry you?' " Matt woke up quickly. "No, I didn't say that, I'm sure. I think I ate too much of that RAGIN' CAJUN stew last night. My tummy's still rumblin'." Kitty was so disappointed...she didn't give a rat's hiney about his tummy. "Matt, I told you that LONESOME BOY FROM DIXIE put too much hot sauce in that dish. But no, you wouldn't listen." Matt could feel a lecture coming on so he started to get dressed. Kitty immediately regretted her last words..." UH , Matt...IN AMERICA it is customary to cuddle a little bit before leaving the bed." " Kitty, you know perfectly well that if we start cuddling, THE SOUTH'S GONNA DO IT AGAIN. (He had funny names for his body parts.) Besides, that new deputy from MISSISSIPPI is due in on the morning stagecoach. I have to be there to greet him." "Matt Dillon. Am I to understand that I am being deprived of my rightful due because of a new deputy?!"
Matt looked at her. Her flaming red hair cascaded on the pillowcase. Her flannel nighty clung tighty to her womanly curves. He completely forgot about his duties as U.S. Marshal as he gathered her in his arms. From as far away as the town hall you could hear him shout..."Yipee ky A A A A A !!!!!"
2006-10-20 20:06:39
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answered by I am Sunshine 6
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The South's gonna do it again because the ragin' cajun from Mississippi is back. He wanted to be in America because, in his words, "Carolina, I remember you, and want to come back to you. I'm just a lonesome boy from dixie who's coming home to you." He was still in Saigon as of yesterday, where he's been since the summer of '68, but this long haired country boy is a simple man, and he's done "drinkin' my baby goodby".
2006-10-21 01:57:18
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answered by letitcountry 4
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I was driving down the road, when I came upon this LONESOME BOY FROM DIXIE hitchhiking. I could tell he was from the the south from his rebel flag bandana. "Where ya headed?" I asked the stranger. "MISSISSIPPI", he replied. " Well you are pretty far away, here in CAROLINA". "I REMEMBER YOU", he replied back. "Werent you on the news last week?" Well, I had only been IN AMERICA for a short time, and already people were confusing me for that RAGIN' CAJUN, Justin Wilson. I told him, no, that it was Mr Wilson who had died, and not me... "Hmm", he said. "Well you sure are a spittin image. I sure liked that guy". "Give it time", I replied, "THE SOUTH IS GONNA DO IT AGAIN". "You're right", he said. "Have you seen Alton Brown and his show Good Eats? He is one of the smartest TV cooks, altho from Atlanta, and not Louisiana." Weird conversation, I said to myself as I dropped the stranger off at the next exit...
2006-10-21 02:03:27
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answered by ? 2
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Here we go again!
Hey, did ya here the RAGIN' CAJUN is back IN AMERICA! More specificaly, MISSISSIPPI. This LONESOME BOY FROM DIXIE and his girlfriend, CAROLINA (I REMEMBER YOU girl!) are bound to cause a little bit of trouble.
2006-10-21 01:55:20
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answered by Dawg Vader 3
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hmm ill need some jack daniels for that
2006-10-21 02:01:11
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answered by JoAnne H 5
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"Well he's a friend of them long haired hippy type pinko fags,
I betcha he's even got a commie flag tacked up on the wall in his garage."
2006-10-21 01:52:50
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answered by eggman 7
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