Dear Lord, What is next?
I was driving through a MISSISSIPPI COTTON PICKING DELTA TOWN when i got a flat tire. I was able to pull into a service station to get it fixed.
While i waited, I decided to cross the street to a local restaurant. When I got inside, I was amazed that they had a CRYSTAL CHANDELIER.
After I ordered some BURGERS AND FRIES, I asked the waitress why a simple restaurant like this would have a CRYSTAL CHANDELIER.
She told me. "Oh, that was a gift from KAW-LIGA." I had never heard that name before. She told me he is a wizard and that he lives at the summit of the MOUNTAIN OF LOVE.
I decided to get directions from her when i left so I could meet this KAW-LIGA. So I drove to the MOUNTAIN OF LOVE, and climbed to the summit.
There I saw the man known as KAW-LIGA. He watched me as I approached him.
"Hello sir. I was just wondering why you gave that restaurant a CRYSTAL CHANDELIER to that restaurant." I asked him. "It must have cost a lot of money."
"Indeed it did, friend." KAW-LIGA said. "I gave it to the restaurant because I fell in love with the waitress there. I was hoping to impress her and that she would then marry me."
We talked for a while about his infatuation with the waitress. When i made it back to the car, I saw her walking up the same path I just came down. She was wearing a white dress and hand a rose in her hand.
I smiled as I drove off. How AMAZING LOVE truly is.
2006-10-20 19:16:27
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answered by Dawg Vader 3
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Charley delight has sung some songs with regard to the Mississippi River. He sang "Roll On Mississippi". He sang a music some river called "The River music" and that i think that the river he's touching on is the Mississippi River. He sang yet another music (and that i won't be able to undergo in techniques the lyrics of the music or what the music is approximately) called "alongside the Mississippi". additionally, in view which you pronounced a music Charley did related to the undertaking of the Mississippi Delta. (You pronounced "Mississippi Cotton Pickin' Delta city".) i might choose to show that i understand of a minimum of another Charley delight music wherein the Mississippi Delta is pronounced lots. it incredibly is termed "Missin' Mississippi".
2016-10-15 06:18:51
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answered by Erika 4
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It was a steamy day in MISSISSIPPI. COTTON PICKING DELTA TOWN was experiencing one of the muggiest days on record.
The town idiot, KAW-LIGA was just finishing his breakfast of BURGERS AND FRIES when he spied a gorgeous blond...it was CRYSTAL CHANDELIER....the new chick in town. He walked over to her, tripping like Chevy Chase on a Saturday night .
"Hi , Crys. How ya doing?" "My friends call me Chand. What's up, good lookin'?" Kaw -Liga froze in his steps. "Is this MOUNTAIN OF LOVE really talking to me," he giggled? "Uhhhh...errrr....well hello Chand." She stood next to him....eying him up and down. "Listen, I've been thinking about you for the past 3 days. I'm ready to explode. This feeling is ....
it's AMAZING.... LOVE don't come easy you know. I can't let this moment vanish without asking you....." "Ask me what?What? Ask me what!?" He was practically screaming,trying desperately not to drop his remaining scraps of food. "Well, I just wanted to ask you if ...." Just as she was about to finish her sentence Kaw-Liga woke up . The heat had apparently lulled him into a deep sleep. "Oh no. It was just a dream," he said sadly, taking the last bite of his double whammy bacon burger. "Just another dream, down on the Bayou."
2006-10-20 19:48:28
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answered by I am Sunshine 6
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I don't know about all that, but I recently saw his brother, Steven Pride at a small club in TX. He was so good that I'm going to see him again at another club!
2006-10-20 18:49:34
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answered by lisacantcook 3
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I PASS---HARDLY EXCITING-
2006-10-20 18:40:26
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answered by cork 7
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