Sick Mule
Sheriff's Dog
Twins and Triples
Pete's Highway
Noah & the flood
Murphy Brown
2006-10-20 18:33:45 · 4 answers · asked by nevada nomad 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
It was just another glorious day in Dodge City. Matt surveyed his town. He was surprised to find Festus looking very sad as he led his SICK MULE over to the hitching post by old Doc's office. He walked over to his old friend..."Festus, what's wrong? Is MURPHY BROWN off her feed?" "Matthew, I think those TWINS AND TRIPLETS that she had last year was jest too much for the girl. I should never have let that SHERIFF'S DOG anywhere's near her." Just then Doc came down the stairs from his office. "Well, Festus , what are you still doing here? I thought you'd be on PETE'S HIGHWAY, by now." "Doc, I'm a heap worried over Murphy Brown.Do you think you may have some mule medicine in that old bag of yours?" "Mule medicine ?!", he said, wiping his mouth as he always did when conversing with mammals. "What on earth are you talking about ,now?" "Well I'm trying to tell you, you old scudder...jest hush up and listen,will ya? Remember last week when NOAH & THE FLOOD brothers came to town?" "Yes, yes, I remember....sooo?!" "Well I'm a gettin' to it. Jest hold yer taters, would ya?!" Matt smiled warmly as he listened to the pratter of his two friends. "Doc, Festus here is trying to tell you that Murphy may have been slipped a 'mickey.' " "Are you trying to tell me that that fine bunch of Baptist choir boys may have harmed this old ...MULE of yours?"
" Well now you're finally getting it thru yer old flim flam head of yers," Festus said, getting more angry by the moment. "Festus , I'll tell you what. Ask Murphy to say ahhhhhh" For some reason that sound unleashed the real problem that Murphy was experiencing. And unfortunately, it was unleashed all over Doc's boots. " Why, Doc, fiddle dee dee. She was just all blocked up. You fixed her, you old medicine man,you!" Festus led Murphy away, a whistlin' and a singin' ," My old gal ain't full of sh#t, no my old gal is purty." Matt laughed out loud. And Doc? Well Doc stood in the middle of Mule poo, wondering why he had ever gotten up that morning.
2006-10-20 19:21:48 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Many, many years after noah and the flood a sick mule met the sheriff's dog while traveling down Pete's Highway. One thing led to another and soon the doctor advised them to prepare for twins or triples. The big day came, but true to his nature the sick mule ran off with Murphy Brown.
2006-10-20 18:47:31 · answer #2 · answered by Bobby E 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hi Nevada, This is a hard one. lets see: Hey, we are on Pete's highway.Look there thans a sick mule up there.The sheriff's dog looks like the dog on noah arch before the flood.Did you hear that twins and triples run on the side of murphy brown!!
Clowmy
2006-10-20 18:49:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Man, that Blake guy who lives down the street is one SICK MULE. 1st he raped the SHERIFF'S DOG. Then he runs naked down PETE'S HIGHWAY. To top it all of he dresses up like MURPHY BROWN and goes to that new club, TWINS AND TRIPLES. He interrupted that band NOAH & THE FLOOD! I am telling you the man is a menace.
How about that? Work for you?
2006-10-20 18:49:48 · answer #4 · answered by Dawg Vader 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋