I am a 20 year old guy and I do know how to masturbate and how to clean up after... but every time I use tissue... bits of it stick to my penis... and It is painful to take it off... what can I do... i do it in bedroom only as I can't do it in shower!!... this is not a joke or funny!!
2006-10-20 18:11:25 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
same thing with toilet paper... and I am really serious here... no pranks or jokes... this is too serious to have a laugh of!!
2006-10-20 18:14:58 · update #1
what is baby wipe...
2006-10-20 18:17:15 · update #2
the reason I don't want to run out is to avoid parents to find out
2006-10-20 18:21:05 · update #3
I can't do it standing!! tried but can't finish
2006-10-20 18:27:09 · update #4
My husband was a single man for 10 YEARS before we got married 3 1/2 years ago and he said you are wasting tissue. When you are ready to do "the deed" do it completely into a paper towel without touching your penis they gently wipe off the excess. Another thing is to use a slightly damp wash cloth and you don't have to worry about any "paper" left behind at all. Either way, good luck and hopefully you find yourself a great sexual partner and your problem will be solved all together!
2006-10-20 18:46:11 · answer #1 · answered by Elsa A 1 · 6⤊ 0⤋
The skin of the penis is very sensitive and when semen dries is it like glue. Don't even attempt to just pull off bits of paper tissue that may stick to your penis after you clean up. Instead, take your morning shower or bath and the warm water will dissolve the dried semen very quickly and the paper tissue will come off. Another way is to go into the bathroom, wet another piece of tissue with warm water and gently dab the tissue encrusted to your penis -- it comes off relatively easily this way. Then flush all of the paper tissue down the toilet.
2006-10-21 02:59:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do it right before you take a shower so you can just come out of the bedroom with your cloths that your wearing, then clean up while taking a shower then change in the shower with new clothes..
I just use toilet paper or just use a dirty towel..
Any one of those methods work.. if your single or no one else lives in your house then just do what ever you want lol
2006-10-21 01:15:23 · answer #3 · answered by Shadowfox 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever heard of a bathroom, sink and warm water. Hmm.
Otherwise, jack off into your hand and then wipe off with the tissue.
2006-10-21 05:22:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hold the tissue away from your penis when you c*m, wipe any dribbles with your finger then use the tissue to wipe your finger. having a w*nk in a shower is great relaxation so persevere
2006-10-21 02:43:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take a shower right away, get better tissues, use a wet wash cloth, get your tissue a little moist before using, or hire a cleaning crew.
2006-10-21 01:14:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why can't you do it in the shower???
anyway, if you're using tissue, it'll be so much easier if you shoot right on the tissue. but that's kinda boring.
yeah you can just use wet wipes instead.
2006-10-21 01:24:40 · answer #7 · answered by vinyl_purist 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
start wiping it off with something stronger then tissues, tissues always stick to stuff like that.... use heavy duty paper towels at least. they shouldn't stick. =)
2006-10-21 01:15:52 · answer #8 · answered by hiding_hatred 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't really know if you are serious... but try a washcloth wet or dry... tissues don't hold up very well when they are wet. You can also try a towel
2006-10-21 01:13:53 · answer #9 · answered by just me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For someone who doesn't know how to masturbate you apparently successful sometimes. Try ejaculating into a washcloth or a towel.
2006-10-21 05:17:10 · answer #10 · answered by JOHN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋