I was at home whackin off the fat girl porn while wearing a snorkle and mask, when my girlfriend (who was supposed to be at work) came home early. She pretended like she didnt see me and is now staying in the other room. What should I say to her?
2006-10-20 17:05:59 · 10 answers · asked by Jbyrd 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
there's no telling what she's doing......flop on in there......she may be filling up a swimming pool..........grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
2006-10-20 17:17:06 · answer #1 · answered by melissa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You say, "honey, I bet you're wondering what I was doing in there.....you see, I was really thinking about becoming a father someday, so I was encouraging my little swimmers to free themselves. I wore the mask, so they (the swimmer sperms) would know that I was their coach, in case they got loose, & got scared. I didn't want to "complete" the task, because I wanted to wait til you got home, so I picked up the only thing I could think of that would prevent me from completing the job."
2006-10-20 17:10:45 · answer #2 · answered by amuse4you 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since you have the snorkle on, you are set to go muff diving. Call the girlfriend to join you.
2006-10-20 17:08:04 · answer #3 · answered by geestrangunit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This story was stolen off CraigsList Best list. The real story ends with them having dinner and not talking about it at all. It is much funnier.
2006-10-20 17:08:06 · answer #4 · answered by BABY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you sound like fat albert haha. I think you should tell your girlfrind you are sorry for watching porn that you love her with all of your heart
2006-10-20 17:09:44 · answer #5 · answered by Matthew Zajac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her you were thinking of her while you were wearing the scuba gear. work it into something about diving. she should be all over that. just hope she doesn't take up a diet of fritos and twinkies.
2006-10-20 17:09:29 · answer #6 · answered by Jeromy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her you lost a bet, and turn the situation into something funny (which, really it is dude!) humour is usually the best way out of awkward situations~
2006-10-20 17:09:10 · answer #7 · answered by Johnny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I've just watch some porn. Can I do the same thing to you?"
2006-10-20 17:08:07 · answer #8 · answered by coolio 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just do what you normaly do and pretend nothing ever happened
2006-10-20 17:09:29 · answer #9 · answered by mishakatrina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
invite her in by the way sick question(nasty perve)
2006-10-20 17:09:20 · answer #10 · answered by my_emo_romance 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋