I'm guessing they'll drive a pink cadillac convertible and fight over the radio dial, for starters........
2006-10-20 17:00:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think I've lived this fictional road trip.
Driving south on I294 from Milwaukee, my bf at the wheel and driving like the South Side nut that he is and also in the far LEFT lane.....I'm watching people going by flipping us off, occasionally glancing at him...NOTHING, total oblivion. As we approach the O'Hare toll booth I decide to say something,
"Honey, I say, (he is now known as rat bastard, but that's just cuz we broke up) Honey, you are driving in the left lane and people are flipping us off. This is the passing lane."
He says, and I quote, "Shut up, I know how to drive."
So being the angelic subservient docile female that I am, (writers embellishment but I am Jesus in this scenario don't forget) I actually shut my mouth.
On down the road a bit, still in the left lane, still getting flipped off by other motorists who are actually quite well known in the Chicagoland area for being completely in control of their emotions when driving. And such a polite group of people....
STILL in the left lane as we rapidly approach our exit, which if we miss will cost us a LOT of time in Friday night rush hour traffic. (Now remember, he has told me to shut up and I AM docile and subservient)
.....As we speed PAST the exit, I say "Honey, we just passed the exit."
He looks at me and says "Why didn't you tell me?"
and completely forgetting that I am docile and subservient, and now taking on the Satanic glare that only a woman who you have told to shut up can get, I said "You know how to drive, you just reminded me back at the last toll." Of course I smiled sweetly.
Needless to say I didn't get what I wanted to get when I invited him down to MY house for the weekend in the first place. Which made the entire weekend a total wash, as would be the case if Satan and Jesus were in the car together. And I do believe, on that day, they were.
Problem is, who was whom?
Peace.
2006-10-20 19:39:26 · answer #1 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
England for Fish & Chips...dash to Spain for a bull fight...Italy for the Milan derby...Switzerland for a bit of snowboarding...Thailand to work up an appetite for a bbq in Australia, the back home to spend the night uploading holiday snaps to yahoo360!
2006-10-20 20:06:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first, theyll drive a '05 mustang and jesus and satan will fight over if they should play U2 (beautiful day) or ACDC (highway to hell) and jesus will kick satans *** and control the music from there on out
2006-10-20 17:05:26 · answer #3 · answered by rainjrop 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would drive Satan right to an abyss and then drive away.
2006-10-20 17:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by cookiedough. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To the White House where they could meet and greet all of their followers.
2006-10-20 19:49:56 · answer #5 · answered by alo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they would go to the arcade and play DDR. satans wins by a landslide
2006-10-20 17:02:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would travel to the Vatican and squabble about politics the whole way there!
2006-10-20 17:02:51 · answer #7 · answered by That one guy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think they would go to medival times(the show) and joust a little then get drunk and end up in bed with each outher...its just a guess
2006-10-20 17:04:23 · answer #8 · answered by brandonbamboo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To Vegas in a limo.
2006-10-20 17:03:10 · answer #9 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yellow stone park to old fateful so they could let off some steam
2006-10-20 17:05:14 · answer #10 · answered by HEY boo boo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋