I need some really funny epitaphs that could apply to anyone, I need some for my Halloween Decorations
(an epitaph is a saying from a tombstone)
2006-10-20 16:55:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Halloween
Here's a great resource!
2006-10-20 17:14:46 · answer #1 · answered by Silly Me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny Epitaphs
2016-10-07 02:48:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Halloween Epitaphs
2016-12-29 13:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-16 16:58:58 · answer #4 · answered by juliana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I made one a few years ago that said Osama Bin laden.
How about Harry Butts? Noah Moore? Frank N. Stein?
I know you asked for sayings but I figured some funny names might be helpful.
2006-10-21 00:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by KathyS 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Under the sod,
Under the trees,
Lies the body of
Bolivar Peas,
Peas ain't here,
Only the pod,
Peas shelled out
and went home to God.
http://www.mamarocks.com/humorous_epitaphs.htm
Check it out.... funny stuff! : )
2006-10-20 17:09:39 · answer #6 · answered by Katie My Katie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in."
"All in all, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."
"Buried face down, so people can kiss my ***."
"I told you that I was sick!"
"Here lies (name), pardon me for not rising."
"Here lies the body of (name).
If not, notify Smith and Smith, undertakers, immediately."
"Here I lay, flat out and cold.
'Tis a shame I never got old.
But life's a trip and I did live it.
Stop by and remember me a minute."
"Listen stranger, passing by,
As you are, so once was I.
As I am so you will be.
Prepare therefore to follow me."
2006-10-20 17:16:07 · answer #7 · answered by awanderingelf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My Mom was sick all of her life. She wanted "I told you I was sick!" put on hers. She didn't, she chose and prepaid the headstone. But she told that joke a lot.
Maybe you could use that one. Happy Halloween!
2006-10-20 16:59:12 · answer #8 · answered by riversconfluence 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THIS IS BULLCRAP! -epitaph of a ninja
DAMMIT! I SAID I WANNA BE CREMATED, NOW IM GETTING SKULL F****D BY MAGGOTS!
PEACE AND CHICKEN GREASE
UR MOM
2006-10-20 16:58:43 · answer #9 · answered by Cole 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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Leave me alone!
They buried me in the wrong grave!
Now I am worm food!
Watch your step!
2006-10-20 16:59:22 · answer #10 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋