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Extremely loud and deep bass has been scientifically linked with suppressed homosexual desire (source-www.bedy.org) The institute for Psycholigical research in Pembry, Rhode island recently discovered that your brain makes chemicals while listening to very loud deep bass that are *identical* to the chemicals made in the brain when a man has a strong urge to perform felatio and other homosexual acts upon other men. Furthermore The psychological effect of being exposed to very loud bass for long periods of time has been found to actually satisfy the listener's Profound Homosexual Desire as a replacement for the graphic Homosexual Activity the indivudual secretly lusts for. This determines that the overall purpose of extremely loud bass is to satisfy a person's secret homosexual desire, enabling them to go longer without acting on the pent up homosexual craving, which is socially unexceptable in the Rap culture.

based on a 4 month multi-ethnic study of 61 male participants aged 16-34

2006-10-20 16:42:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Music

5 answers

Dzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm, Thats Hillarious....

2006-10-20 16:47:22 · answer #1 · answered by OldSchool 2 · 1 0

So that's the reason I play my hillbilly music with the bass way down. When my stereo starts thumping and vibrating I kinda get embarrassed. People might think I'm an African born in America.

2006-10-20 16:53:33 · answer #2 · answered by Slow Poke 5 · 0 1

Your question contains suppressed homosexual desires

2006-10-20 16:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by tony pepperoni 3 · 0 1

nice try!

2006-10-20 16:51:00 · answer #4 · answered by Agent A 2 · 0 1

whatever

2006-10-20 16:43:21 · answer #5 · answered by esugrad97 5 · 0 1

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